10 TWITTER MOMENTS: DOJA CAT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE ON WIKIFEET

by Jess Grant
3/16/22

Photo by Doja Cat

On Monday, I'm pleased to say Twitter finally rolled back on that god-awful update that saw "Home" become the default timeline over "Latest." I'm so unbelievably happy my feed will no longer be full of random tweets about K-pop from 29 days ago. Still no update on the "Edit" button, though! Check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments featuring Doja Cat, Dolly Parton, Tyler, the Creator, and even more!

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DOJA CAT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE ON WIKIFEET

LMAO. Just when I think Doja Cat has reached Peak Sh*tposting, she goes and tweets something like this. She really is the Queen of the Edgelords, huh? Whatever your thoughts are on her music, you have to admit it makes for a refreshing change to see a pop star as big as Doja being authentically themselves like this. MORE PLEASE.

 

DOLLY PARTON IS THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING EVER

I just love her so much

 

TYLER, THE CREATOR IS NOT GIVING YOU FREE TICKETS

Tyler, the Creator basically said: "We've all got bills to pay." Hahaha. Meanwhile, I'd be thankful to get hold of even one ticket to the CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST tour. From the support acts to the sets, the entire thing looks totally incredible. No, really – did you guys see him sailing the freaking yacht down the center of the arena?

 

HARRY STYLES REALLY LOVES FLEETWOOD MAC

One thing about Harry Styles is he's going to remind people he freaking adores Fleetwood Mac. Clearly not content with hanging out with Stevie Nicks, the former One Direction star has got Mick Fleetwood to model his latest nail varnish collection, The Shroom Bloom Set. I'm absolutely obsessed with the psychedelic Willy Wonka vibes.

 

FINNEAS WAS SWEATING OVER WORDLE'S FINAL LINE...

DAMN. There's nothing that gets the palms sweating quite like the final line on Wordle, right, FINNEAS? This travesty is clearly the fault of The New York Times *cough*. Jokes aside – it's kind of insane how these stupid, adorable little square grids are still dominating our Twitter feeds to this day. Wordle really is here to stay, huh?

 

...AND THEN LUCY DACUS SHOWED US HOW IT'S DONE

Lucy Dacus really said: "COME AT ME, INTERNET DEMONS."

 

GRIMES DID A VERY CHAOTIC INTERVIEW WITH VANITY FAIR

From accidentally revealing the arrival of her daughter, Exa Dark Sideræl, to announcing she and Elon Musk were in a "fluid" relationship, Grimes gave us a lot to take in during her interview with Vanity Fair. And I haven't mentioned she's since split up with Elon and is now dating Chelsea Manning. Are you keeping up?

 

CARDI B'S DOG HAD A VERY EXTRA BIRTHDAY PARTY

Fluffy really is that bitch, huh? Cardi B and Offset's chihuahua is quite frankly living her best princess life, and honestly? I'm not even mad. This birthday party probably cost more than all of my birthday parties put together. Oh, and can we also take a moment to appreciate that pink dress and matching hair bow? A STYLE ICON.

 

CHARLI XCX REMEMBERS THAT TIME SHE BEEFED WITH MARINA

NOT FROOT GATE? Hahaha. I'm still not over Charli XCX's response to MARINA after Charli was accused of stealing MARINA's visuals in 2016: "You know what, sometimes you do a photoshoot standing in front of a plant." That said, I'm really going to need these pop girlies to kiss and make up as I'm desperate for a sequel to "Just Desserts."

 

LL COOL J'S MUSIC VIDEOS ARE A WORK OF ART

WHAT. A. GOAT. Hahaha. It's great to see LL Cool J responding with such a sense of humor after Twitter came for the rapper-turned-actor a few days ago over his bizarre music videos. It's even better to discover LL stands behind every single one of these ridiculous clips. Just one question: Is there such a thing as a kneecap fetish?

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.