10 TWITTER MOMENTS: HALSEY JUST SAVED 2021 WITH HER PREGNANCY REVEAL

by Jess Grant
2/3/21

Snow, stonks, and silhouette challenges: It’s quite literally *all* been covered on Twitter over the last seven days! Which begs the question: Who even has time to get bored during Quarantine: Season 2 when we have this ridiculous bird app to keep us entertained? Without further ado, then, let’s check in with this week’s edition of We Are: The Guard’s 10 Twitter Moments, featuring 280-character transmissions from Halsey, Mariah Carey, Dionne Warwick, and lots more!

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HALSEY JUST SAVED 2021 WITH HER PREGNANCY REVEAL

Halsey’s pregnancy reveal has quite honestly saved 2021. Ashley is going to be the *best mom ever*. Oh, and can we also talk about that lil’ preggo belly? I’M NOT CRYING, YOU ARE!

 
 
 
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MARIAH CAREY BEAUTIFULLY TROLLS SHAWN MENDES

That moment when Mariah Carey beautifully trolls Shawn Mendes after he dared to post he was listening to “old” Mimi songs. “Old?” “OLD?” Does Shawn not realize Mizz. Mariah doesn’t acknowledge the passing of time?

 

DIONNE WARWICK IS COMFORT EATING THROUGH QUARANTINE

I ate my way through an entire family-sized bag of tortilla chips before sitting down to write this article, so this tweet from Auntie Dionne hits different. What can I say? Times are tough. BRING ME ALL OF THE COMFORT PHUD!

P.S. Oh, hai, marketing team!

 

CHLOE X HALLE ARE EVERYTHING

Me *every damn time* Chloe Bailey logs in Twitter:

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WE LOVE YOU, TOO, HALLE!

 

LIL UZI VERT AND GRIMES ARE *FINALLY* COLLABORATING

It’s been a long time coming, but it appears Lil Uzi Vert and Grimes are *finally* collaborating on some cosmique musique together. Just one question: Are y’all ready to lift off into space?

 

GRIMES IS TWEETING STONKS POETRY

Meanwhile, over at @Grimezsz? STONKS POETRY! Maybe, just maybe, if I invest in enough Dogecoin or buy enough GameStop shares, I’ll eventually be as rich as the Musks? That’s how this whole thing works, right?

 

JESSICA SIMPSON SYMPATHIZES WITH SUBWAY

Me, a Newlyweds stan, reading this tweet:

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(An explainer for those who didn’t binge-watch MTV in the early 00s.)

 

CHRISTINE AND THE QUEENS GORGEOUSLY PAYS TRIBUTE TO SOPHIE

It’s impossible to summarize a beautiful, mystical being like SOPHIE in a single post, but Christine and the Queens certainly comes close with this gorgeous tweet. RIP, and thank you for everything, SOPHIE. We miss you.

 

BABY QUEEN IS SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT

As Phoebe Bridgers can confirm, there’s no shame in listening to the Twilight soundtracks! I mean, “Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever)?” “Heavy in Your Arms?” Bangers, Baby Queen, ABSOLUTE BANGERS!

 

ALEX MALI IS COMING FOR OUR NECKS

GASP! Alex Mali said what she said! BRB, booking an appointment with my chiro and ordering a neck brace from Amazon IMMEDIATELY!

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.