10 TWITTER MOMENTS: T-PAIN HAS BEEN ACCIDENTALLY IGNORING CELEBRITIES ONLINE FOR YEARS

by Jess Grant
5/5/21

Hi, you guys! How's your week going so far? As for We Are: The Guard, the team and I have been as busy as ever scrolling for all of the latest, greatest tweets on Music Twitter! From T-Pain ghosting celebrities, to Miley Cyrus inviting us inside of her psychedelic pad, to Phoebe Bridgers single-handedly taking on billionaires Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, this column quite frankly has something for everybody! Cancel your Hump Day plans, then, as it's time to check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments below *points down*.

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T-PAIN HAS BEEN ACCIDENTALLY IGNORING CELEBRITIES ONLINE FOR YEARS

LMAO! This is hilarious and deeply, deeply tragic in equal measure! Imagine if this means the whole world has been missing out on a "Fergalicious" or "London Bridge" remix featuring T-Pain this entire time? And the fact he still hasn't got back to Viola Davis? I'mma need you to fix that real quick, T!

 

CHLOE BAILEY JUST BODIED A COVER OF CARDI B'S "BE CAREFUL"

AND THE CATEGORY IS CHLOE BAILEY! Just a few weeks on from covering The Weeknd's "Earned It," Miss. Bailey is back and bodying it once again on this cover of Cardi B's "Be Careful." I'm not even kidding when I say I got a physical ASMR response when she hit that deep note at the end. A WHOLE FREAKING SERVE!

 

JOE JONAS AND SOPHIE TURNER ARE THE COOLEST MARRIED COUPLE IN HOLLYWOOD

Can we take a quick moment to appreciate how hella fine my adopted parents are? No, really, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are officially the coolest married couple in all of Hollywood and I refuse to hear otherwise! May everybody reading this find someone who looks at them like Joe looks at Sophie *sigh*!

 

MILEY CYRUS LIVES IN AN ELECTRIC LADYLAND

Remember how I said I wanted to bring back MTV Cribs, simply so I could get a personal tour of Troye Sivan and Kehlani's house? Well, now you can add The Cyrus Manor to that list! This is the psychedelic electric ladyland of my dreams! When I die, I hope I reincarnate as one of those sofa cushions!

 

CHER WANTS US TO SEARCH FOR OUR INNER CHILD

Me every time Cher tweets:

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PARAMORE'S HAYLEY WILLIAMS IS A BILLIE EILISH STAN

Paramore's Hayley Williams stanning over Billie Eilish? This is everything! "Your Power" is such a moving, important song and I'm loving the fact it's sparking so much dialogue and conversation across social media. Oh, and that Vogue photoshoot? THE INTERNET IS OFFICIALLY BROKEN, BILLIE!

 

MXMTOON IS A CRAZY PLANT LADY

I'm a crazy plant lady, so this tweet from We Are: The Guard favorite mxmtoon hit all kinds of different! I'm not even kidding when I say I'm quite literally addicted to growing succulents! Can someone point me in the direction of a hotline, support group, or something? P.S. I need that Bulbasaur pot behind Maia!

 

KACEY MUSGRAVES TURNS SNOW CONE VENDOR

THE POWER OF SOCIAL MEDIA, PEOPLE! While I'd much prefer it if Kacey Musgraves spent her time in the studio working on KM5, I'm very much here for her finally living out her childhood dream of being a snow cone vendor. Just one question: How do I get hold of a pair of those rhinestone sunglasses?

 

RYAN WOODS SHARES AN ANGELIC COVER OF FRANK OCEAN'S "GODSPEED"

Ryan Woods covering "Godspeed" by Frank Ocean? I have officially died, gone to heaven, and am chilling with the angels, everybody! I'm going to need more than 57 seconds of footage, though? Ryan, if you're reading this, please, please, please drop a full cover! THE FANS NEED THIS! THE FANS DESERVE THIS!

 

PHOEBE BRIDGERS HAS A MESSAGE FOR JEFF BEZOS AND ELON MUSK

Phoebe Bridgers really said:

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.