10 TWITTER MOMENTS: PHOEBE BRIDGERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN TWILIGHT

by Jess Grant
1/13/21

Well, well, well. It’s definitely been a quiet week on Twitter, hasn’t it? Only kidding, LOL! I’m not going to lie – it’s kind of a relief to be able to finally scroll through my feed without seeing a certain someone throwing a 280-character tantrum. And, no – I’m not talking about Kanye West. ANYWAYS! Before any more news happens, let’s move swiftly on with the latest edition of We Are: The Guard’s 10 Twitter Moments. Just don’t forget to head over here after checking out the following tweets from Phoebe Bridgers, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, and plenty of others!

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PHOEBE BRIDGERS SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN TWILIGHT

Phoebe Bridgers makes music for grown adults who still cry themselves to sleep every night while listening to the Twilight soundtrack. I can say that, because I *am* one of those grown adults. “Roslyn” is a depressive slap, okay?

 

ARIANA GRANDE SHARES ANOTHER STUNNING SELFIE

OMG! Ariana Grande really woke up on Sunday morning and said “I’m going to break Twitter with the most stunning selfie to have ever graced the Internet,” huh? Enjoy those 1 million likes, sis!

 

CARDI B GOT CAUGHT TALKING TO HERSELF AGAIN

LMAO! Right, Belcalis? Mind your damn business while us crazies are talking to ourselves! Plus, let’s be honest – those little bathroom conversations certainly help to pass the time better than crosswords.

 

OFFSET REALLY WANTS POPEYES TO BRING BACK THEIR DIRTY RICE

GASP! This is almost as hurtful and offensive to me as that time Taco Bell axed potatoes from their menu. Seriously, though – what are Offset and I supposed to do now? *Cook* for ourselves? UGH! No, thank you!

 

STEVIE WONDER RESPONDS TO THE SHOCKING CAPITOL RIOT

A whole lot of artists had a whole lot to say on Twitter last Wednesday following the Capitol riot, including the legendary Stevie Wonder. Can we make this man president for the next seven days, already?

 

LIL NAS X GIVES THE INTERNET A MUCH-NEEDED LAUGH

Me reading this tweet:

 

RINA SAWAYAMA NEEDS TO GO ON THE GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW

Rina Sawayama baking sourdough bread and recommending books to read is the kind of Quarantine Content™ I live and breathe for. I mean – carbs and poetry? Name a more iconic duo – I’ll wait!

 

PARAMORE ARE TIKTOK’S BRAND NEW FAVORITE BAND

Paramore going viral and finding themselves a whole new generation of fans is the best thing that’s ever happened on TikTok. That, and the Buss It Challenge, but I digress. Alexa, play “All I Wanted!”

 

NICKI MINAJ IS STILL HAVING PREGNANCY CRAVINGS

The last time I checked, Nicki Minaj had most definitely given birth. And, yet, here she is, still experiencing weird-ass pregnancy cravings? Or maybe she just really likes ice? You do you, Onika!

 

ALISON WONDERLAND FINALLY REUNITES WITH HER FAMILY

I’m not crying, you’re crying! Okay, fine – I’m crying. If there’s one thing COVID has taught us, it’s the importance of family, and this video of Alison Wonderland hugging hers for the first time in over a year beautifully sums that up. BRB, I’m calling my mom.

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.