10 TWITTER MOMENTS: ADELE MAKES US SOB WITH ONE NIGHT ONLY

by Jess Grant
11/17/21

Hi, stans and stanettes! I'M BACK! Can you believe it's been two weeks since my last column? Vacations are fun and all, but let me tell you, nothing beats spending hours doomscrolling through Music Twitter! SPEAKING OF WHICH! From Adele making us sob with One Night Only, to Taylor Swift breaking the Internet with Red, to Britney Spears finally being freed from her conservatorship, the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments is available below!

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ADELE MAKES US SOB WITH ONE NIGHT ONLY

Adele really had the whole damn country sobbing into their glasses of wine and bowls of saltine snacks on Sunday evening, huh? Oh, erm, that was only me? MOVING SWIFTLY ON! Did anyone else totally live for Lizzo and Oprah fangirling in the front row?

 

CARDI B SHOWCASES HER INCREDIBLE NATURAL HAIR

WOW? Cardi B's natural hair growth is looking incredible! I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks the "Up" rapper needs to bring out a line of hair masks as soon as possible. That, or start up a YouTube channel so she can share her hair care secrets! GORGEOUS!

 

TAYLOR SWIFT BREAKS THE INTERNET WITH RED

IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW! I'm so unbelievably proud of Taylor Swift. Red is one of the greatest pop albums of all time, and Red (Taylor's Version) has only underlined that fact. Just don't forget to send Jake Gyllenhaal thoughts and prayers during this time! LMAO!

 

PHOEBE BRIDGERS AND TAYLOR SWIFT ARE WRECKING LIVES

Phoebe Bridgers and Taylor Swift are really out here wrecking my life with "Nothing New," and, honestly? I'M SO HERE FOR IT! I mean: "How can a person know everything at 18, but nothing at 22?" ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME, MOMMIES? I need to call my therapist!

 

MARIAH CAREY AND MCDONALD'S ARE AN ICONIC DUO

McDonald's and Mariah Carey? NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO! Forget a meal, Mariah is teaming up with the fast-food empire to bring us a whole damn menu this holiday season, and, you know what? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, MCRIAH! P.S. Did you guess the music notes?

 

HARRY STYLES IS VERY PLEASING IN DAZED

I'M SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP! This Dazed photoshoot has me in a total chokehold, Mr. Harry Edward Styles! Oh, and speaking of Pleasing, can we take a moment to discuss how cute Harry's nail polishes are? Apologies in advance to my bank balance!

 

GRIMES EMBRACES THE FEMININE URGE TO CUT BANGS

On the one hand, I feel like it's my duty as a fan and human being to say: "STEP BACK FROM THE SCISSORS AND BOX DYE, GRIMES!" On the other hand, "Vanessa" is my favorite Grimes Era. I'M SO CONFLICTED! The feminine urge to cut bangs is real, though!

 

BRITNEY SPEARS IS FINALLY FREE FROM HER CONSERVATORSHIP

BRITNEY SPEARS IS FREE! It's been a long time coming, but finally, our Princess of Pop has escaped from her castle. I'm not sure about everyone else, but I think this calls for a celebration. BRB, listening to Blackout on repeat for the rest of the morning, noon, and night!

 

LADY GAGA AND BRITNEY SPEARS NEED TO COLLABORATE

POP ROYALTY SUPPORTING POP ROYALTY? I love, love, love to see it! Lady Gaga is such a kind, thoughtful person. Can we also talk about the fact this is quite frankly the perfect opportunity to release a "Free Woman" remix featuring Britney Spears? JUST SAYING!

 

CHLOE BAILEY IS ENTERING HER RAP ERA

Erm, did someone say hip-hop era incoming? MY BODY IS READY! Singing, producing, and rapping? Chloe Bailey can really do it all! Something tells me having Beyoncé as a mentor helped, of course! "Nun' but a lil' light flex/I'm just out here stuntin' on my ex!"

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.