10 TWITTER MOMENTS: HALSEY AND MILLIE BOBBY BROWN ARE PRACTICALLY TWINS

by Jess Grant
6/7/22

Photo by Halsey

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Check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Halsey, Camila Cabello, Lizzo, and lots more!

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HALSEY AND MILLIE BOBBY BROWN ARE PRACTICALLY TWINS

HALSEY CAMEO IN STRANGER THINGS WHEN? Seriously, it's genuinely insane to me how much Halsey and Millie Bobby Brown look alike. Not to mention I'm still not over that time Halsey cosplayed as Eleven for Halloween. The bald head and bloody nose combination was so iconic. P.S. Is Millie giving anybody else Britney Spears vibes, too?

 

CAMILIA CABELLO HAD THAT SUMMERTIME SADNESS

Erm, a whole damn mood, much? No, really, she may be a multitalented millionaire, but it's honestly reassuring to know Camila Cabello has her sad-girl moments similar to the rest of us. Even though the official start of summer is only a matter of weeks off, that doesn't make the cold, rainy, overcast days any easier. Just remember you're not alone!

 

LIZZO CALLED OUT THE HATERS AND IT WAS TRULY BEAUTIFUL

PERIODT. PERIODICITY. PERIODIC TABLE. When are these ugly-ass dudes going to realize comparing us to Lizzo is one of the biggest compliments they could possibly give us? Lizzo is a badass body-positive goddess, and I'd happily have one-tenth of her glow and radiance. "If u can't make it past the cheeks just say that." I CAN'T BREATHE, LOL!

 

LIL NAS X WAS HACKED ON FACEBOOK AND IT WAS KIND OF HILARIOUS

I'M SCREAMING. Clearly, this hacker didn't realize they were attempting to out-troll the biggest troll on the Internet. It was only a few weeks ago Lil Nas X tweeted he was "no longer gay" because he didn't win any GRAMMY Awards, for goodness sake. Something tells me this Facebook hacker is going to have to try a little harder next time!

 

THE 1975 ANNOUNCED A BIG DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE

THEY! ARE! BACK!

 

DOJA CAT ONCE AGAIN BROKE THE INTERNET IN HER BIKINI

DAMN. Doja Cat is really out here breaking the Internet once again with this photoshoot, huh? And here's me thinking she couldn't top last week's thirst trap. A whole damn bikini babe. That said, I have to respect the fact she's happily telling everybody this pic is Photoshopped in the replies. Doja is the realest pop star of all time!

 

H.E.R. AND A MYSTERIOUS GUEST HUNG OUT WITH BTS AND CHRIS MARTIN

Not Jungkook, J-Hope, and Jimin taking time out from seizing the U.S. government to hang out with H.E.R. and Coldplay's Chris Martin in Washington, D.C.? This is the type of content I like to see. I'm also dying at all of the BTS fans responding to this tweet claiming to be the mysterious guest hidden in this selfie. The ARMY is too much, LMAO!

 

FLEA CHANNELED HIS INNER RONALD MCDONALD

THE. FIT. IS. FITTING. I repeat. THE. FIT. IS. FITTING. If this tweet doesn't result in Flea getting his own McDonald's meal alongside the likes of BTS, Sweetie, and Travis Scott, I'm going to be one disappointed Chili Pepper. Oh, and while we're here, can we take a moment to discuss Flea's cameo in Obi-Wan Kenobi? Dude kills it as Vect Nokru!

 

CHARLI XCX REVEALED HER PLANS TO BECOME A NOVELIST

Singer? Dancer? NOVELIST? Charli XCX is transforming into a triple threat before our very eyes. Something tells me this book is going straight to the top of the New York Times Best Seller list. Not to mention I couldn't think of a more talented queen to overtake William Shakespeare as the most iconic, legendary figure in English literature!

 

DOLLY PARTON LOOKED BACK ON SOME OF HER BEST FITS

It's the way Dolly Parton's Twitter and Instagram pages basically exist for her to post her favorite lewks and photoshoots from throughout the years for me? I'm getting some serious bouffant envy looking at these pics. And this glamorous hot-pink sequin fit? EVERYTHING. I'm surely not the only one who dreams of raiding Dolly's clothing closet!

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.