10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MEGAN THEE STALLION GRADUATES FROM TEXAS SOUTHERN UNIVERSITY

by Jess Grant
12/15/21

Hi, Twitterheads! There are only 10 sleeps and counting until Christmas, but I've taken time out from scrolling through gift guides like the last-minute queen of chaos that I am in order to bring you the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments. From Megan Thee Stallion graduating from Texas Southern University, to Doja Cat going mad in quarantine, to Cardi B sharing her Doritos and dip recipe, this column quite literally covers it all! Check it out below, and don't forget to follow We Are: The Guard on Twitter for lots more fun and games!

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MEGAN THEE STALLION GRADUATES FROM TEXAS SOUTHERN UNIVERSITY

MEGAN THEE GRADUATE! I'm actually emotional? Megan Thee Stallion is such a big role model for sticking with her college education despite her music career taking off. And the fact she plans to put her health administration degree to such good use? I FREAKING LOVE HER, HOTTIES!

 

TYLER, THE CREATOR LAUNCHES HIS GOLF LE FLEUR* COLLECTION

Kanye West? JAY-Z? Henry Taylor? André 3000 and his Mayan double flute? Tyler, the Creator brought out some incredible guests at his GOLF le FLEUR* collection launch in Miami on Monday, huh? Oh, and speaking of GOLF le FLEUR*, I'm so going to need to cop one of those adorable nail polishes!

 

DIONNE WARWICK CELEBRATES TURNING 81 WITH HER FOLLOWERS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AUNTIE DIONNE WARWICK! I'm not sure about everyone else, but I'd be pleased to have half of the humor, energy, and all-around lust for life this Twitter queen has at 81 years old. Can we also talk about how great she looks for her age? DROP THE SKINCARE ROUTINE, AUNTIE!

 

MILEY CYRUS TEASES PETE DAVIDSON OVER KIM KARDASHIAN

LMAO! Miley Cyrus is pure chaotic energy, and honestly? I love her for it! Of course she changed her cover of "It Should Have Been Me" to tease Pete Davidson over his recent dates with Kim Kardashian! "It should have been me in that Lamborghini!" IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW! Hahaha!

 

MACY RODMAN BURNS HBO SERIES SUCCESSION

We Are: The Guard favorite Macy Rodman going viral with a Succession burn? I love, love, love to see it! Over the last few days, my timeline has been packed full of f hot takes and screenshots, so this tweet did make me cackle! It really do be looking like the iStock answer to The Office?

 

NICKI MINAJ TREATS THE BARBS ON HER 39TH BIRTHDAY

Erm, a whole damn MILF, much? Dionne Warwick wasn't the only superstar celebrating her birthday over the last few days, with Nicki Minaj also turning 39 years old. And, boy oh boy, did Nicki treat the Barbz with this photoshoot to honor her special day? LUCKIEST! TEDDY BEAR! EVER!

 

DOJA CAT IS HANDLING QUARANTINE WELL

Having recently tested positive for COVID-19 while on the Jingle Ball Tour, it's good to see Doja Cat is handling the quarantine well! LMAO! Can someone get this girl a dose of bed rest and turmeric tea, already? P.S. Don't forget to get your vaccine, people! Omicron really isn't playing!

 

FINNEAS MAKES A CAMEO WITH BILLIE EILISH ON SNL

From her Marilyn Monroe hair to her TikTok sketch, there was a whole lot to love about Billie Eilish's SNL hosting debut over the weekend! This FINNEAS cameo during "Hotel Ad" was definitely a personal highlight, though! It's Billie struggling to contain her laughter and breaking character for me!

 

TAYLOR SWIFT IS FEELING 32 THIS DECEMBER

THE BIRTHDAYS KEEP ON COMING! Just a few days after Dionne Warwick and Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift was celebrating turning 32 years old on Monday! Can you believe it's been a whole damn decade since "22" dropped? And can you believe Baby Haim is in her 30s? Time is going too fast!

 

CARDI B SHARES HER DORITOS AND DIP RECIPE

Oh, okay, so if I'm eating Doritos dipped in barbecue sauce at two in the morning, I'm a "dirtbag," but if Cardi B is eating Doritos dipped in barbecue sauce at two in the morning, she's a genius? WHATEVER! Seriously, though, from one vegan to almost another, prepare to live on this sh*t!

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.