TWITTER MOMENTS: MEGAN THEE STALLION HAS NO TIME FOR BULLSH*T

by Jess Grant
9/29/21

Fall is finally here, and it's safe to say that Twitter is ready for it!

While I go and fetch another ladle of soup, then, check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Megan Thee Stallion, Halsey, Cardi B, and seven other favorites!

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MEGAN THEE STALLION HAS NO TIME FOR BULLSH*T

SHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID! Megan Thee Stallion really has no time for people's bullsh*t, and honestly, can you blame her? Following all that she's been through, Megan deserves to glow and thrive, and you're damn right I'll be championing her every step of the way! ENJOY YOUR FOOD AND PUPPY CONTENT, QUEEN!

 

HALSEY IS COMING TO SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

October is almost here, which can only mean one thing: Saturday Night Live is back on our screens, baby! I'm not sure what I'm more excited for: The return of Pete Davidson (I love him, okay?) or Halsey's first live television performance since becoming a mom to Baby Ender? Anyways! COUNT ME IN, HALSEY!

 

CARDI B IS FEELING OLIVIA RODRIGO

Things I absolutely love to see on my Twitter feed: Cardi B singing along to "good 4 u" by Olivia Rodrigo. Forget McDonald's, Cardi and Olivia need to drive to the damn recording studio together! P.S. I have no idea who Cardi is subtweeting here, but rest assured, I'll update you as soon as I find out more *shifty eyes emoji*!

 

LIL NAS X IS READY FOR HIS GAY COWBOY ERA

While it may have missed out on the top spot over the weekend (DAMN IT, DRAKE!), MONTERO is a genuine modern pop masterpiece. That said, it seems as though Lil Nas X is already thinking about the future of his sound. Following that recent cover of "Jolene," I'm honestly totally ready for a Gay Cowboy Era!

 

DUA LIPA BECOMES A SUPERMODEL FOR THE DAY

Singer? Songwriter? SUPERMODEL? Dua Lipa can really do it all, huh? The "Physical" artist looked nothing short of a natural on the Versace runway at Milan Fashion Week on Friday alongside Gigi Hadid, Naomi Campbell, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. Oh, and is anyone else absolutely living for that power suit?

 

MICK JAGGER SHOWCASES HIS DANCE MOVES

That depressing moment when you discover a 78-year-old is a fitter, healthier, and more active human being than you'll ever be. It's really no surprise that this video of The Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger showcasing his dance moves has taken the Internet by storm. BRB, I'm climbing back on my Peloton!

 

TROYE SIVAN IS TWINS WITH CLAIRO AND KING PRINCESS

Hold up, hold up, hold up! Are you really telling me Clairo, King Princess, and Troye Sivan were twins this whole damn time, and nobody even thought to let me know? Jokes aside, this is kind of scary and incredible! Has anyone actually seen these three people in the same room together? Hmm! SUSPICIOUS, INDEED!

 

FOO FIGHTERS INTRODUCES THEIR BACKING DANCERS

Erm? WHAT DID I JUST WATCH? I have no idea why Foo Fighters is suddenly performing with adorably fluffy backing dancers, but I'm totally here for these brand new additions to the band! No, really, if you're feeling down and are in need of cheering up this Hump Day, then you definitely need to see this!

 

PHOEBE BRIDGERS CELEBRATES FOUR YEARS OF STRANGER IN THE ALPS

Can you believe it's been four years since Phoebe Bridgers arrived on the scene with her stunning, unforgettable debut album Stranger in the Alps? It feels like only yesterday I was staring into the abyss while having my first major depressive episode to "Funeral." Aah, memories! Listening party, anyone?

 

MARK HOPPUS IS GETTING BACK TO FULL HEALTH

LET'S GO, MARK HOPPUS! It's been a hella tough few weeks and months for the blink-182 bassist following his cancer diagnosis earlier this year, but it's beyond awesome to see the King of Pop-Punk gradually getting back on track to full health! Keep on kicking cancer's butt, Mark! Everyone is rooting for you!

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.