10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MARIAH CAREY IS TOO EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS

by Jess Grant
11/6/19

I'm not sure if it's because Halloween is finally over or because Twitter has at last banned political ads (hint, hint, Mark Zuckerberg!), but my feed has definitely been looking less scary over the last seven days. That doesn't mean that it's been any less entertaining, however, as we're about to find out in the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments. Just grab a Starbucks of your choice (the red cups are officially back, people!) as we check out the following 280-character highlights from Mariah Carey, Ariana Grande, The Weeknd, Cardi B, Lady Gaga, and more.

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MARIAH CAREY IS TOO EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS

I've always said that it's not Christmas until Mariah Carey, The Keeper of Seasons, says that it's Christmas. Well, good news, folks. IT'S TIME*!!!!!

*For Mariah to get her royalties.

 

ARIANA GRANDE REFLECTS ON HER EMOTIONAL YEAR

“thank u, next” turned a year old on Sunday (crazy, I know!), and Ariana Grande had – well – a LOT to say about it on Twitter. I just have one question: How big is Piggy Smallz these days???

 

THE WEEKND'S HALLOWEEN MAKEUP WON'T COME OFF

The Weeknd was quick to put my dollar-store Joker to shame this Halloween, but all I can say is: WHO'S THE CLOWN NOW, ABEL?

P.S. DROP THE ALBUM!

 

CARDI B SHARES HILARIOUS THROWBACK PHOTOS

I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one who had shocking taste in facial piercings when I was 15 years old, but I digress... The glow up is real, Cardi!

 

SIA PAYS TRIBUTE TO HER LATE DOG PANTERA

Lorde and Sia both shared stories about losing their dogs this week, and honestly? My heart is in pieces... Sending love to these two queens during this awfully difficult time. Pearl and Pantera will never be forgotten <3.

 

HALSEY WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT SHE'S BLIND

I have ridiculously bad eyesight, so it's safe to say that I very much relate to this tweet from fellow four-eyes Halsey. Can we take a moment to appreciate how cute she looks with glasses, though???

 

HOBO JOHNSON JUST BOUGHT A SUBARU CROSSTREK

Uh-oh... Poor Hobo Johnson. Something tells me that he should have invested in that Lambo after all...

 

LADY GAGA REALLY LIKES CHINESE BROCCOLI

And in this week's episode of “Gaga Googles”: Mother Monster investigates precisely how much Chinese broccoli the gastrointestinal tract can handle! Don't forget to catch up on previous episodes such as “What’s fortnight” and “. @Ninja who are you” for more!

 

MEGAN THEE STALLION IS STILL CELEBRATING #HOTGIRLSUMMER

MEGAN. PLEASE. IT'S NOVEMBER.

 

ICE-T REMEMBERS HIS DEBUT ALBUM

LMAO! I'm afraid not, Mr. T... Rest assured that I was bopping to “6 'n the Mornin'” in my mother's womb, however!

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.