TOP NEW SONGS: STEEL PANTHER - FUCK EVERYBODY

Steel Panther is a rock band from Los Angeles that, well, to simply put it — motherf*cking slaps.

They play heavy metal and look like the type of guys my mom used to date when she was in high school. If the ’80s met the crudeness of the ‘10s, the product would be Steel Panther.

Steel Panther have a new album out, Heavy Metal Rules — which it does — and we here at We Are: The Guard would like you to know that we fully endorse the political statement of their brand new song: “Fuck Everybody.”

Watch the video below.

STEEL PANTHER - FUCK EVERYBODY

“Fuck Everybody” is a raucous power metal song naturally equipped with curse words, a guitar solo, and the best hook and chorus we have heard this year.

My only question is — why stop there? The track is 3:30 but it could have been an epic.

What about the 5PM traffic on the 405 because people don’t know how to merge? Or coworkers who don’t know how to read through an entire email? What about customers who don’t know how to calculate a good tip?

I smell a sequel — a “Fuck Everybody” part 2. ‘Cause these people need to get GOT. Maybe a ballad next time, guys.

Steel Panther’s Heavy Metal Rules (it really does) is now streaming on platforms. Put on max volume and Godspeed.