10 TWITTER MOMENTS: LADY GAGA IS NAMING HER ALBUM AFTER ADELE?

by Jess Grant
10/2/19

On Saturday, Greta Thunberg took time out from triggering gigantic Twitter man-children to announce that she was pivoting to death metal.

Just so you know, if the 16-year-old climate activist ever does make such a career move, expect to see her tweets in this column EVERY. DAMN. WEEK.

Anyways, while Greta continues to conquer the world of death metal and beyond, let's read on to discover what our other favorite musicians have been up to on social media over the last seven days in the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Lady Gaga, Cher, The Weeknd, and more.

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LADY GAGA IS NAMING HER ALBUM AFTER ADELE?

Okay, well, THIS Is wild! I'm assuming that Gaga means the ACTUAL Adele and not some second cousin, twice removed, à la Joanne? Or perhaps she's simply trolling us (in the deep) (end) (sorry)? Either way, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!

 

CHANCE THE RAPPER ISN'T A FAN OF HALLOWEEN

DELETE THIS TWEET AT ONCE, CHANCELOR! Every self-respecting human being knows that Halloween is the greatest holiday of the year. Not to mention two whole months of my auntie's sage-and-onion stuffing would be a nightmare for my gastrointestinal tract...

Bring on the spooky season!

 

SHAWN MENDES IS GETTING HIS SCREAM ON

SEE? My boy Shawn Mendes over here gets it! For real, though, what's up with this man's unhealthy obsession with Scream?

 

CHER TAKES TOO MANY SELFIES

QUEEN OF HOLDING DOWN THE CAMERA BUTTON TOO LONG!

P.S. OMG! Legends supporting legends!

 

MARK HOPPUS OF BLINK-182 IS A VERY MATURE MAN

And now for your monthly reminder that Mark Hoppus of blink-182 is a grown-ass 47-year-old man.

Never change, Mark.

 

CARDI B HITS UP PARIS FASHION WEEK

Exclusive footage of me ignoring all of my adult responsibilities to go forth and live my best life.

P.S. “Make sure a car don't hit me cause a bitch can't see” is officially Cardi's best line yet.

 

YUNGBLUD MEETS HIS YUNGEST FAN

I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING! No, really, this is genuinely the cutest thing that I've ever seen and only further convinced me that YUNGBLUD ought to be the father to my future children.

 

LIL NAS X AND FIONA APPLE TO COLLAB?

PHEW! I'm so relieved that Lil Nas X and Fiona Apple's semi-beef has reached such a heartwarming conclusion! And here's me thinking that I was going to have to cancel Lil Nas X for sampling Queen Fiona without her permission! BRING ON THE COLLAB!

 

LIZZO V.S. DISNEY'S THE ARISTOCATS

I guess this remix of “Truth Hurts” and The Aristocats somewhat makes up for the fact that Lizzo wasn't cast as Ursula in the upcoming live-action remake of Disney's The Little Mermaid.

I'm still bitter, though.

 

THE WEEKND PAYS TRIBUTE TO RIC OCASEK OF THE CARS

RIP Ric Ocasek. Who else would love to hear Abel cover this song?

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.