BEST INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: JUSTIN BIEBER’S COME TO JESUS MOMENT

Hey, Guardians! While you were at Burning Man and NOT watching Diplo perform, I was sizzling in the comfort of my humid ass apartment in the Labor Day Heat and finding some delectable content for you to get back to. Are your dopamine levels back in balance? Good! Let’s get started!

BEST BURNING MAN DJ EVER!

 

 

 

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I'm the greatest Dj to ever play at Burning Man if you don't believe me swipe right

A post shared by Thomas Wesley (@diplo) on Sep 1, 2019 at 6:00pm PDT

Diplo will always be able to sell-out crowds at big-name festivals — but Burning Man? Might as well be some unknown kid in his garage. And it’s HILARIOUS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEY!

 

 

 

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A post shared by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on Sep 3, 2019 at 9:10am PDT

Queen B, the leader of the Virgo pack, Ms. Beyonce Knowles-Carter celebrates another trip around the sun. Why isn’t September 4 a national holiday yet?

JUSTIN BEIBER OPENS UP

 

 

 

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Hope you find time to read this it’s from my heart

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Sep 2, 2019 at 2:38pm PDT

Justin Bieber hinted last week on Instagram about some personal struggles, and this week poured it all out on a post. It’s relatable, genuine, and ends on a positive note. Hang in there, Bieber! We’re rooting for you!

DOJA, THE NAIL TECHINICIAN

 

 

 

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My back is beginning to hurt carrying all this FUCKIN TALENT, my lordss.

A post shared by Doja Cat (@dojacat) on Aug 23, 2019 at 2:38pm PDT

Doja Cat has nail salon owners around the country SHOOK by revealing the secret to getting nails in your own HOME. If she goes missing, we know why...

LIL NAS X AND JULES

 

 

 

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new friend alert!!

A post shared by Lil Nas X (@lilnasx) on Sep 5, 2019 at 7:26pm PDT

As someone hilariously put it in the comments — we now have confirmation who Jules left Rue for in the Euphoria season finale. DEAD.

LIZZO’S #1!

 

 

 

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#1 pussyyyyyyyyyyy all week is a celebration

A post shared by Lizzo (@lizzobeeating) on Sep 4, 2019 at 9:38am PDT

“Truth Hurts” reaches #1 on the Billboard charts this week and Lizzo has been celebrating ALL week — as she should! It’s been a long time coming.

THE PRINCE OF BURNING MAN

 

 

 

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Welcome home. #burningman

A post shared by Quincy (@quincy) on Sep 5, 2019 at 5:49am PDT

Quincy was out here serving Egyptian Prince realness out in The Playa last week!

SAM SMITH’S HEELS

 

 

 

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Tonight I wore heels for the first time to an award show. I’ve just got home from a gorgeous evening and as I was walking to my front door I stopped and listened to my heels clonking against the floor. And I just thought ‘FUCK YES’!! There was a time where I thought I’d never ever ever be able to be myself like this in front of the industry or anyone. It feels so good and I just wanted to share that with you all, and share a picture of my GORJ Gucci heels. They’ll always be my virgin heels

A post shared by Sam Smith (@samsmith) on Sep 3, 2019 at 4:45pm PDT

As followers of this column should know by now, I can never resist posting about Sam Smith in heels. Reading this post about being able to flaunt them in public though makes this a sweet and prideful admission. I will always stan you in heels, boo!

ELLIE GOULDING GOT MARRIED

 

 

 

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This weekend I married the love of my life, in God’s own country, surrounded by the people I cherish. Overwhelmed with gratitude. Thank you eternally to everyone involved in such a special time, including every single person that traveled from far and wide to come and celebrate with us at York Minster- a place that my husband and his family hold close to their hearts. I will never forget your support and generosity. We both send you all so much love and a massive hug xx

A post shared by elliegoulding (@elliegoulding) on Sep 2, 2019 at 11:55am PDT

Ellie Goulding got married this past weekend and she looked STUNNING! The pictures made me forgive her for losing my invite to the reception.

… AND SERPENTWITHFEET WAS THE ENTERTAINER!

 

 

 

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thank you @elliegoulding for asking me to perform at your wedding !! I am still in disbelief, but incredibly honored that you would invite my melodramatic self to sing at a celebration of love !! _______________ I had such a wonderful time & appreciate you for being sooo warm & welcoming !! infinite blessings to you and Caspar !!

A post shared by serpentwithfeet (@serpentwithfeet) on Sep 1, 2019 at 2:13pm PDT

Out of all the performers she could have chosen for her wedding, Ellie went the BADASS round and had serpentwithfeet play at her reception! I. LOVE. THIS!!!

Until next time, and remember to look both ways before crossing the street, kids!