10 TWITTER MOMENTS: NICKI MINAJ GIVES RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
Maybe it was the fact that they returned from their summer vacations, or maybe it was the fact that they were no longer distracted by the pomp and circumstance of the VMAs, but musicians both big and small had PLENTY to say on Twitter this week! As ever, the team and I are back with all of the best of these 280-character highlights in the form of the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments. Just grab a Pumpkin Spice Latte (It's not too early for a PBL, right? RIGHT?) and enjoy the following top tweets from Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber, Lizzo, Mariah Carey, Kid Cudi, and more!
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NICKI MINAJ GIVES RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
Dear all of you beautiful souls.
A man who loves you does not:
1. Humiliate you on social media
2. Beat you
3. Cheat on you
4. Call you out of your name/put you down to lower your self esteem due to his own insecurities.
5. Hide his phone, passwords, where abouts, etc.— Mrs. Petty (@NICKIMINAJ) September 1, 2019
Who needs Cosmopolitan or ELLE when you can turn to Nicki Minaj for relationship advice? Okay, so, maybe the last point is a LITTLE problematic, but the rest is Nicki speaking STRAIGHT FACTS!
JUSTIN BIEBER TO COLLABORATE WITH JUNGKOOK?
Happy bday #JUNGKOOK . They ain’t ready :) now watch this tweet go crazy
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) August 31, 2019
Erm, wait, did Justin Bieber basically just reveal that he's going to be collaborating with Jungkook? As that must explain this tweet's 1.3 million likes (and counting!). THE ARMY IS READY!
LIZZO IS FINALLY #1
WE’RE NUMBER 1. THIS IS A W FOR ALL OF US. ANYBODY WHO EVER FELT LIKE THEY VOICE WASN’T HEARD. ANYBODY WHO FELT LIKE THEY WEREN’T GOOD ENOUGH. YOU ARE. WE ARE. CHAMPIONS. I LOVE YALL 3 MUCH. LIZZBIANS UNITE pic.twitter.com/Ur4hrtwCnt
— |L I Z Z O| (@lizzo) September 3, 2019
It took two whole-ass years and a whole lot of grinding, but “TRUTH HURTS” IS FINALLY #1 ON THE BILLBOARD HOT 100! Congratulations, Queen Lizzo! “Old Town Road” who?
The fact that Lizzo a couple months ago felt underestimated and now she have a #1!!!!BITCH! take that!take that ! Makes me emotional It’s the best feeling in the world.
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) September 3, 2019
MEGAN THEE STALLION PRESENTS HOT GIRL SEMESTER
Finishing my homework before my after party #hotgirlsemester pic.twitter.com/zwvnNNRBb5
— HOT GIRL MEG (@theestallion) August 31, 2019
Forget Hot Girl Summer. Now that it's September, it's all about Hot Girl Semester (or Hot Nerd Fall, if you prefer!), with Megan Thee Stallion once again reminding us why she's the intellectual role model that we deserve with this video right here.
MARIAH CAREY GOES SWIMMING WITH DOLPHINS
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) September 1, 2019
This dolphin kissing Mariah Carey is quite literally all of us. No, really, who WOULDN'T be this excited about getting this up close and personal with Mimi?
P.S. Mariah could never with that whistle register!
VINCE STAPLES V.S. CHICK-FIL-A
Just went to Chick-fil-A and they gave me no sauce & the wrong drink Popeyes got these niggas spooked.
— Vince Staples (@vincestaples) August 29, 2019
And so The Great Chicken War rages on. Can Popeyes make Vince Staples their official spokesperson and ambassador, already?
ALISON WONDERLAND'S TWITTER FEED
my whole twitter timeline is about eating ass today and im here for it
— ALISON WONDERLAND (@awonderland) September 3, 2019
If you know, you know.
Me: Oh, cool, Flume is trending. Did he drop a new mixtape or somethi- pic.twitter.com/oSnfACgpFb
— We Are: The Guard (@WeAreTheGuard) September 2, 2019
KID CUDI <3 TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET
Chillin w the KING!!! HE FUCKIN KILLED THIS SHIT!!! pic.twitter.com/pYZ1ckURlu
— The Chosen One (@KidCudi) September 2, 2019
Nothing to see here, only Kid Cudi and Timothée Chalamet reminding us why they're the definition of bromance goals at this year's Venice Film Festival. Can someone find me a friend who loves me as much as these two love each other?
PHOEBE BRIDGERS ON TAKING NUDES
the hardest part of taking nudes is cleaning your room
— millennial falcon (@phoebe_bridgers) August 31, 2019
And this, Phoebe Bridgers, is why you should never underestimate the power of crop (or, failing that, portrait mode!).
EARTH, WIND & FIRE MONTH IS HERE
Sorry… we’re taking the whole month #September https://t.co/wM0XgFIcbo
— Earth, Wind & Fire (@EarthWindFire) August 30, 2019
HAPPY SEPTEMBER, EVERYBODY!
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.