BEST OF INSTAGRAM: SNOOP DOGG HAS A NEW CHALLENGE FOR YOU

Hello, hi. How are you? How is July treating you kooky cats? Did you upload your bottle cap challenge yet to your Insta? Have you finished bingeing Stranger Things season 3?

Everything is same old, same old here at We Are: The Guard. I’ve been scrolling through my feed for fresh content as fast as your mom inconveniently calls when you’ve just downed your fifth mimosa at brunch.

We have Halsey, Jhene Aiko, and Dillon Francis on deck. Here we go!

HALSEY’S FLOWER EARS

 

 

 

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my mom when I was 15: “ur gonna regret stretching ur ears when ur 24” me at 24:

A post shared by halsey (@iamhalsey) on Jul 10, 2019 at 6:29pm PDT

Full disclosure, I’m on Halsey’s mom’s side; stretched ears kinda freak me out. But out of all the things to put through your earlobes, Halsey, this is the… less… freakiest. *forced smile*

DILLON FRANCIS’ NEW DRIVER’S LICENSE

 

 

 

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My new drivers license is fucked lol i forgot i had a mustache when i went

A post shared by Dillon Francis (@dillonfrancis) on Jul 10, 2019 at 5:49pm PDT

Dillon’s got a new driver’s license and his picture totally doesn’t look like a neighborhood pervert.

SMOKING SKILLS, PRINCESS NOKIA!

 

 

 

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Haven’t you heard that I’m the new cancer, I’ve never looked better and you can’t stand it

A post shared by Princess Nokia (@princessnokia) on Jul 6, 2019 at 11:21am PDT

I’m not one to glorify smoking, but I am one to stan all artists that pay homage to Panic! At the Disco via Instagram captions. And stan we MUST.

DADDY YANKEE’S SIMPSON DEBUT?

 

 

 

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#SiSupieras que ya no es el dúo, sino el cuarteto de la historia. @simpsonized

A post shared by Daddy Yankee (@daddyyankee) on Jul 8, 2019 at 6:10am PDT

Okay, not exactly. But even with yellow skin, Daddy Yankee + crew look like they can beat me up on the dance floor.

SAM SMITH, FASHION ICON

 

 

 

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sound on

A post shared by Sam Smith (@samsmith) on Jul 9, 2019 at 6:55am PDT

And yet in another of his exhilarating catwalk runways, Sam Smith brutally pulverizes us all with just a fur coat and heels.

OLIVIA O’BRIEN IS A MOOD

 

 

 

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good morning world

A post shared by olivia o'brien (@oliviaobrien) on Jul 7, 2019 at 1:53pm PDT

This picture is how I feel every morning before work. And also Sundays. And sometimes Saturdays.

TRASH CHIC FASHION WITH TOVE LO

 

 

 

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I crawled through sewage for you bitch!! Now dump his ass and come party. #gladhesgone

A post shared by Tove Lo (@tovelo) on Jul 10, 2019 at 9:09pm PDT

Tove Lo out here putting new meaning to the phrase: “She can look good even in a trash bag.”

JHENE AIKO’S FLAWLESS SKIN

 

 

 

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A post shared by Chilombo (@jheneaiko) on Jul 9, 2019 at 7:26pm PDT

This is the rudest post of the week. While Jhene Aiko wakes up like this every day, I get to pry my eyes open from rheum buildup and find a new chin pimple despite my charcoal mask use. Life isn’t fair!

SNOOP DOGG’S NEW CHALLENGE

 

 

 

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New challenge.

A post shared by snoopdogg (@snoopdogg) on Jul 7, 2019 at 2:05pm PDT

We have all seen the bottle cap challenges on our timelines, and frankly, Snoop Dogg has had ENOUGH.

CARDI B LIFTING WOMEN UP

 

 

 

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That’s it . @rapsody @tierrawhack @oranicuhh @kamaiyah

A post shared by MOSTHATEDCARDI (@iamcardib) on Jul 11, 2019 at 2:05pm PDT

When Jermaine Dupri posed the misogynistic question of “Why do female rappers rap about their p*ssy?” Cardi. Popped. Off. Not only did she pop off — she concluded her opinion by endorsing four female artists who deserve recognition they’re not getting — Kamaiyah, Rapsody, Tierra Whack, and CHIKA (who we all ADORE at We Are: The Guard). Now THIS is empowerment, ladies and gents.

Behave yourselves, and make good choices!