BEST INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: MILEY CYRUS’ NEW HAIR
by Ingrid Rosales
6/7/19
Hey y’all! Last time I was here I was raving about the beginning of summer. Can you feel the heat already?
Well I SURE AM! The summer mosquitos got to me and I’ve been running calamine lotion on my legs. It’s whatever. It gave me a chance to catch up on Instagram. We have babies, babies, babies! A Beyoncé cameo, and poor Troye Sivan drenched from the pool. Let’s get started...
BILLIE’S PRESENCE
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It’s been nearly two months since Billie Eilish officially took over the goddamn world, but it still shocks me to see her concert snapshots and give context to just how many people are into her dark and kooky pop. Kudos, girl. Proud of ya!
G - EAZY CREEPING ON JAY-Z
“Is that Beyoncé?”
Celebrities are just like us. Okay, WE can’t afford courtside seats to the NBA championship finals, but the fact that G-Eazy had to sneak in a creep shot of Jay-Z on his Instagram is 100% all of us nerds.
PINK AND HER BABY
Pink’s adorable baby daughter just had a birthday this week which means we were privileged with these ADORABLE snapshots. So blessed.
AND KEHLANI’S BABY
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YES QUEENS!! Kehlani’s Instagram since having her daughter has been nothing but CUTENESS EVERYDAY AND I’M HERE FOR IT!! Are they matching outfits?!?! I am. SQUEALING.
AND THEN THERE’S DUA LIPA
And here we have Dua Lipa, channeling my late 20-year-old self by congratulating herself for being able to… Yes, ladies and gals: Apply her own winged eyeliner. A round of applause. That’s the dream right there. She has earned it.
TY DOLLA SIGN .... *SIGH*
“You hate to see it,” Ty wrote. On the contrary Ty Dolla, I don’t think we mind seeing you looking like a damn snack… but the meme reference is appreciated.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TROYE SIVAN!
Troye Sivan just turned 24 and was thrown into the pool for it, it seems. Don’t sweat it, Troye — just part of the birthday hijinxes.
CHARLIE XCX HAS EVEN MORE NEW MUSIC!
Charli revealed in even more lovely photographs of herself, that she’s gracing us with EVEN MORE NEW SONGS! Didn’t she just release a single with Lizzo?! With Diplo?! Holy f*ck girl!! Let me get my bearings together and catch up with ya!
ASHLEY O
This week, Miley Cyrus made her Black Mirror debut as Ashley O, and as she rightfully should, she is milking it! And why shouldn’t she? She also looks good in pink hair (And YES — I haven’t seen it, y’all. So no spoilers.)
THE 1975
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Doing what The 1975 do best: Looking too cool for the rest of us in this world.
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Toodles, cuties! Remember to hydrate and call your moms. I’ll see you next week.
