10 TWITTER MOMENTS: TAYLOR SWIFT HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO ANOTHER CAT

by Jess Grant
5/1/19

Hello, fellow stan, and thanks for joining me for the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments! After all, what's a more productive, constructive way to celebrate the start of a brand new month and brand new you than by checking in on what all of your favs have been up to on social media over the last seven days, LOL? Without future ado, then, let's get this thing going with the following 280-character highlights from Taylor Swift, Charli XCX, Kevin Abstract, Kehlani, Cardi B, and lots more!

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TAYLOR SWIFT HAS GIVEN BIRTH TO ANOTHER CAT

On Friday, Taylor Swift returned with a brand new single – the Brendon Urie-featuring “ME!” – but far more importantly, the 29-year-old also returned with a brand new addition to her young family – an adopted kitty cat by the name of Benjamin Button.

Don't even act like he isn't the cutest thing that you've seen in your whole entire life <3.

 

CHARLI XCX WANTS TO NAME HER ALBUM AFTER ARYA STARK

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I've never watched a single episode of Game of Thrones. That doesn't mean that I can't appreciate an iconic tweet like this when I see one, however.

For real, though, this is me as an outsider trying to pretend that I understand all of these GOT references:

 

 

LEWIS CAPALDI CHECKS HIS BANK ACCOUNT

Or, as I prefer to caption it: “Checking my bank account on payday vs Checking my bank account after the weekend.”

Lewis Capaldi is too much, ha ha.

 

SENDING KEVIN ABSTRACT LOVE AND POSIVIBES

Kevin Abstract just gifted the world with one of the best hip hop albums of the year so far, so the least that the world can do in return is send him some love and posivibes during what appears to be a difficult time for the BROCKHAMPTON star.

We got you, Kevin!

 

KEHLANI JUST GOT A PUSH PRESENT FROM BEYONCÉ

If I was in Kehlani's position, I'm not sure what I'd be more excited over right now: The birth of my baby, of Beyoncé's gift to celebrate the birth of my baby.

Jokes aside, I love to see young mothers supporting young mothers <3.

 

FINNEAS ON RECORDING BILLIE EILISH'S WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?

To the cynical conspiracy theorists who are convinced that Billie Eilish is some kind of music industry plant: here's hoping that this tweet from her big brother FINNEAS clears things up a little.

Just face facts: Some 17-year-olds are more talented than you are. LOL.

 

MATT MAESON ISN'T HERE FOR YOUR ENDGAME SPOILERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

I'm yet to see Endgame, so it's safe to say that I completely feel We Are: The Guard favorite Matt Maeson's pain. I've genuinely spent the last seven days trying to avoid spoilers like:

P.S. RUINED!

 

CARDI B IS PLANNING HER WEDDING

I won't lie, I'm probably more excited for Cardi B and Offset's wedding than I am my own. No, really, find me over here waiting for my invite like:

Here's hoping that their big day doesn't end up like the one in the video for “Be Careful,” though, LOL:

 

“WEIRD AL” YANKOVIC HAS THE BEST RESPONSE TO THE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG TRAILER

Coolio, 1996: I'm incredibly upset that “Weird Al” Yankovic has parodied “Gangsta's Paradise” – A Very Serious Song™ with A Very Serious Message™.

Coolio, 2019:  Sure, okay, put it in your hedgehog movie.

 

LOLA BLANC HAS A WARNING

YOU HEARD WHAT SHE SAID!

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Until next week, fellow stan, why not follow We Are: The Guard on Twitter for lots more? x

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.