BEST NEW MUSIC: RESIDENTE & DILLON FRANCIS - SEXO FEAT. ILE

FINALLY!

A PLATFORM TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING I’M PASSIONATE ABOUT…

SEX, BABY!

GETTING LAID! THE HORIZONTAL TANGO! THE FLOPPY DOLPHIN! THE DOPE-IN-THE-DOPENESS!

Most music nowadays is lathered with innuendo and tends to lean its lyrical content more towards emotions, feelings, relationships and heartbreak blah blah blah.

But rarely do artists just come right out and say what they mean.

AND LIKE WHY NOT, RIGHT? I MEAN COME ON!

We all know that deep down our favorite singers and songwriters have strong feelings about sex, emotions about sex, that their good and bad relationships evolve around sex and heartbreak hurts the most because they aren’t having sex anymore. So why not sing about it?

Not since Salt-N-Pepa first talked about sex baby— talked about you and me, talked about all the good things and the bad things that may be— have we had such an approachable song about literally every single person’s favorite past-time: SEX! aka “SEXO!” If you needed the translation, but honestly come on if you haven’t made the connection at this point in the article that’s on you.

Residente and his half-sister iLE (and moombahton DJ and snapchat star Dillon Francis) are sick and tired of us beating around the bush when it comes to this issue at hand. Every single thing we do in our days is hard-wired for more sex. Full stop. No doubt about it. Don’t even try and deny it, you know it’s true. SEXO, BABY!

Any track with an opening dedication to Sigmund Freud and Judith Butler has got some deep-seated understanding of how the body and the brain work together to get us animals to just BANG ALREADY. And I’m not talking about the kind of bang that Dillon Francis’ reggaeton beat does either…. winky face emoji. ok hand emoji. eggplant emoji.

RESIDENTE & DILLON FRANCIS - SEXO FEAT. ILE

Residente and iLE have had illustrious careers in Latin America as solo artists, but also as part of the legendary Puerto Rican Alternative Hip-Hop, Latin Funk trio Calle 13. If you haven’t heard of Calle 13 and you call yourself a music fan maybe you need to take a long hard look in the mirror and question your multiculturalism.

As far as Dillon Francis, he’s America’s sweetheart. Bringing those Moombahton and Reggaeton sounds to the ears of ravers and frat boys alike since 2011.

It was just a matter of time before these legends all teamed up to bring the worlds most important latin dance track to the world.

Now stop reading this and get to the sex already. We know that’s the only reason you’re here.

From deep within the murky depths of the Los Angeles River emerged a creature: 50% raver, 50% comedian, 10% Robotcop. Kurt Kroeber doesn’t own a dog, operates Soundbleed (the world’s only dance party comedy talk show rave), and is down to party with you. Come up some time and say “Hey dude!” But definitely make sure to casually drop the secret Illuminati password.