BEST NEW VIDEOS - WEEK 50 2013

12/8/13

Wow, Christmas shopping sucks. Maybe you should just sit back and do nothing this festive season. Everyone will hate you, but you’ll have a lot more time to browse through our best music videos and drink eggnog. This week we’re bringing you a bumper edition of epic videos and once again, Kanye West on yet another power trip. It seems creativity is in full force this Winter. Booya!

 

ELLERY JAMES ROBERTS – “KEROU'S LAMENT (犠牲)”

For my next trick I will steal some comments from YouTube, because sometimes the right words have already been said.
“wow--one of the more heart filling tracks and vids I have seen in a long time. f**k yeah man!!!” - Rich Montgomery
“This man is filled with wisdom.” - Dwight Ong
“wonderful... pizza” - ycantiseethesunspots

 

SOFLES — “LIMITLESS.”

HELL YES! Graffiti in high-speed makes the coolest music videos but I bet my ass you haven’t seen one this brilliant before. This thing just gets better the more you watch it. No wonder 6 million of you have already enjoyed it. If you dig these tracks, download the Limitless EP for free, boooiiiii! Round of applause.

 

OMAR SOULEYMAN – “WARNI WARNI”

That’s one dapper son of a gun, and I totally envy those dance moves. But seriously, what the nougat is in his pipe? Because I want some too. Sharing is caring, brah! Personally, I think Warni Warni is the new Gangnam Style. That Psy motherf**ker can suck a dick. He ain’t got nothing on Omar.

 

THE ACID : ANIMAL

Sometimes you need to take a step back, smell the flowers, you know, all that hippy sh*t. This video is the perfect way to take some time and reflect on how you feel well enjoying some damn good music and visuals that’ll have you thinking you’re still in your mamma’s womb.

 

ICONA POP – “JUST ANOTHER NIGHT”

Ah, Paris. You’ve inspired so many music videos, it’s impossible to keep count. But even though we’ve seen the same thing so many times, it just never gets old, especially in this new one from Icona Pop. There’s something about these Swedish girls that I can’t seem to turn my eyes away from.

 

CHROME SPARKS – “SEND THE PAIN ON”

Hey, music industry! This is a music video. You better be taking notes.

 

YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS!!!

The only crazy thing about this interview is the fact that Sway didn’t punch that bloated mofo in his bloated mofo head. But it did make for a very entertaining video. That you’re just going to want to watch over and over. And Over.

 

EMINEM – “RAP GOD”

My man Slim is back and I’m pretty sure the whole world is rejoicing with me. This is probably the best track of MMLP2 and with a video to match, it’s clear that Marshall’s still got it. Haters better be prepared for a vicious beating!

 

SKY FARREIRA – “NIGHT TIME, MY TIME”

Why hasn’t this chick become a superstar yet?! She’s got more sex appeal that anyone out there and with videos like this, either the pervert community are going to kidnap her or she’s going to be huge in 2014. My bets are on the more realistic latter option.

 

TRAP OSTRICH

If you don’t share this with everyone you know, you’ll be depriving a whole lot of people of the coolest animal video on the internet right now. For reals. DO IT!

 

BENNY BENASSI – “1 DAY IN NEW YORK”

Even though the only time I listened to Benny Benassi was like 10 years ago, this video is pretty awesome. I kinda, sort, maybe love everything about it. Now who’s down for a disconap?

 

BROKEN BELLS – “HOLDING ON FOR LIFE”

Hey, it’s that guy from that Justin Timerberlake movie. No, actually I really like him. And I really like this video. And if you’ve ever said you like The Shins, you better like this too. This is exactly how my spaceman fantasy goes.

 

KRTS – “DON’T NEED YOUR LOVE”

Puberty in video form, it’s about time someone got it right. Although, I’m pretty sure I’m still going through this same thing. Well, maybe without the prostitute thing.

 

MAJOR LAZER FT. LAIDBACK LUKE & MS. DYNAMITE – “SWEAT”

Ohhhhh shhhhh******ttttt, things are going to get dirty when they play this in the clubs. I think blacklight parties are making a comeback in 2014. Stay tune twerkers!

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Woweeeee, that was one helluva trip! We hope you enjoyed this week’s bumper edition of Best New Videos because we sure did. And we actually really don’t care what you think. But we do love it when you comment on things, so please do. Biiiiig shout out to our video curators Pucken and Joakimoster for putting this incredible list together. Zing!

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