BitCandy's Best Tweets of 2012
by Jess Grant
12/31/12
The end of the year is upon us, so it is time for a moment of self-reflection: Did I lose weight in 2012? Did I get laid? Were my tweets mind meltingly awesome? Well, at least BitCandy can answer “YES!” to that one final question, ahem...
Team Candy frankly pride themselves on their 140 character, highly offensive outbursts on music, film, tech and will.i.am... So if you are seeking a shocking, scandalous, and super funny Twitter for 2013, “follow us, everything's alright, we'll be the one to tuck you in at night,” to paraphrase Uncle Kracker (remember him?). But if you want a taster of BitCandy's tweets before hitting that big and beautiful “Follow” button – you are in luck! Here is a list of some of our personal favorite tweets from 2012 to tease your Twitterbuds:
When do you think Snoop Lion will start to realize this whole thing was a bad idea?
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) December 19, 2012
Wow. The Hobbit only 65% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.Gandalf...you jumped the shark dude!
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) December 14, 2012
ReTweet if You think the new iTunes is LAME, BUGGY, COUNTER INTUITIVE andsucks Tim Cook's Balls (the new Apple CEO).
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) December 9, 2012
Grimes Live at El Rey in Los Angeles....last night I'm pretty sure I got some Grimes sweat on me.Selling to highest bidder...
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) October 11, 2012
Lupe Fiasco - If you’re going to have a stage name...don’t let it be an adjective describing your last album.
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) September 30, 2012
Is it just me or does Chan Marshall in the "Cherokee" video look like Faces Of Meth? ow.ly/dSEN2
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) September 21, 2012
Q: What doesn't change about Will.I.Am's song playing on Earth or Mars?A: No one hears it.What's your best Will/Mars joke?
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) August 29, 2012
Has anyone ever seen one valuable user comment on SoundCloud?They should be outlawed..or at least the words "dope beat."
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) August 17, 2012
Overheard: So we were driving the Audi, wearing tank tops, listening to Owl City, drinking Starbucks and just realized...we're douchebags!
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) July 23, 2012
I owe my life to Justin Bieber. I was in a Coma for two years. Until one of the nurses played him on the radio-had to wake up to turn it off
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) July 16, 2012
Retweet if you think Bon Iver's new shoe line look like Jessica Simpson's camel toe ow.ly/bJ3Pa
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) June 21, 2012
Eww.I thought I left a tuna sandwhich in my car on a hot day.Turns out it was just a Kesha CD.
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) June 5, 2012
@kimkardashian @parishilton @lindsaylohanWho wants a mustache ride?
— BitCandy Music Blog (@BitCandy) April 2, 2012
Congratulations. In spite of BitCandy's side-splitting tweets, you have reached the end of this page with your guts still intact. So don't forget to follow us over at Twitter for more 140 characters bites of badass courtesy of Team Candy!
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