M. Batio Stars in WTF Did I Do With My Life?

Hi, I'm Michael Angelo Batio.  I wasted most of my entire life learning how to shred with both hands...at the same time!  I even make this crazy awesome guitar that only I and that Darth Sith guy from Star Wars who has 8 arms can play. 

My back up plan is my metal band O.F.R. which stands for Out Fuckin-regeous! (honestly)

Check out especailly starting from 1:00 minute in.  Because... 

I shred!