BEST NEW TRACKS: NICKI MINAJ "BOSS ASS BITCH"

Ladies, if you’ve been looking to make your love-life more like Nicki Minaj’s, then the best new track, “Boss Ass Bitch,” is your manna from heaven.

On a remix of the Pretty Taking All Fades cut, Nicki lays out the ground rules of being a Boss Ass Bitch.

Rule No. 1: Be a boss ass bitch. Never let a n---a try to play you. If he play you, then Rule No. 2: f--k his best friends and make them yes men. And get a dick-pic and then you press send. And send a red heart and send a kissy face and tell him that your friends love how your p---y tastes. And that's Rule 3: I'm the school T

Seems pretty self-explanatory.

I fear that “Boss Ass Bitch” will get dismissed as some sort of Think Like A Man-gimmick, which would be a shame because these lyrics are pretty damned brilliant. If Kendrick or Drake did a similar track about their penis, we’d be erecting statues to it (pun intented). Nicki probably won’t get the credit she deserves for “Boss Ass Bitch,” but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t listen to it below:

NICKI MINAJ “BOSS ASS BITCH”

Assuming Hulkshare is not still overloaded, you can download Nicki Minaj “Boss Ass Bitch” there. If you’re looking for the lyrics to Nicki Minaj “Boss Ass Bitch,” rematch the above video, attentively.

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Calvin Paradise works as an educator in real life, even though he doesn't like children or education. Truth be told he doesn't like much of anything besides music. Calvin writes elsewhere on the internet and has a podcast that takes place exclusively inside his head.