BEST INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: KATY PERRY AND TAYLOR SWIFT ARE BFF
Happy Friday, We Are: The Guardians! I wish I had something clever to say this week, but I am too busy trying to find NBA championship afterparty celebrations. Go RAPTORS!! THE REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER!!!
But don’t worry dolls, I squeezed in some Instagram time. We have Katy Perry this week, Bad Bunny, and it’s not an Instagram highlight post without a Cardi B cameo. Read below!
THE FEUD IS OVER!!!
Are the rumors true?? Katy Perry posted a cryptic message of peace and cookies on her Instagram this week and tagged long-time nemesis ... Taylor Swift. What do you think? Did these two ladies bury the hatchet upon realizing the irreversible effects of climate change are upon us and that life is short? Or did they realize they will sell more records with a tearful publicity stunt of peace? WHO KNOWS?!?!
BAD BUNNY ON FLEEK
View this post on Instagramque nadie te diga quien debes ser y menos cuando sabes quien eres HOSTIAAA KE PIKETEEEEE!
Bad Bunny is the fleekest mo’f*cker in the game right now and I will fight each and every one of you on this fact. But in the meantime, I will present these photos as factual evidence to my statement. Nails are on point LIKE ALWAYS. Fire emoji.
BRANDON BOYD
View this post on InstagramWe’ve been writing and recording lots of new music, I’m so excited to share.
Incubus is gearing up for an anniversary tour and according to this scrumptious post by Brandon Boyd, some new music as well. I gotta admit though — It took me like, five whole minutes to read what he had to say. Siiiiigh…
CHARLI XCX’S NEW ALBUM!!!
I KNEW IT, EVERYONE!!! I knew Charli was cooking something up and we finally have confirmation! Charli is releasing an album later this year and the tracklist ALREADY sounds FIRE with the stacked features!! If you can’t wait like me, don’t worry — this week, she also gifted us with a new video. Queen.
RIHANNA ROLE MODEL!
A reminder to our readers: Be as crass and unapologetic like Rihanna is with her drank.
DUA LIPA’S BABY GATE
Every week there are about, oh, five news stories that make me question the progress of humanity. This is one of them: “To the people saying I photoshop my baby pictures…” Uh, WHAT? Why are the ‘10s SO WEIRD.
DRAKE’S SPORTSMANSHIP
First off, congrats to Drake and the entire country of Canada for winning the NBA championship. But easily the most distasteful part of the finals was Kevin Durant’s injury being welcomed by cheers from the other side. Drake knew that, and to ease tensions (or to show that Canada isn’t SO malicious), dedicated a post to KD and wishing him the best. Stay classy, Aubrey.
ROSALIA’S LEOPARD PRINT
Who turned up the heat in here? Rosalia, I have no words. She is out here trying to suffocate us. Give me air!!!
DOJA CAT, THE HYPE WOMAN!!
THE AUDACITY!! If you plan on heading out to a pool party this weekend, in that Nasty Gal bikini you just bought on sale, this post is FOR YOU.
CARDI SMITH
To end this post — I need a word with you all. First off — why are y’all like this? And second of all: WHY??? ARE Y’ALL?? LIKE THIS?!??
Stay weird, my babies, and I’ll see you next week.