BEST OF INSTAGRAM: CARDI B’S GOT CORONAVIRUS JOKES

3/14/20

Hello there Guardians! How is the quarantine?

Okay, okay. As much as we love to joke around here at We Are: The Guard, we totally understand if you are completely burnt out about everything Corona and are in need of a laugh now that you’re stuck at home with your soon-to-be obnoxious roommates. We’ll do things a little differently this time and are showing you strictly feel-good content.

Because we care. Now wash your hands and stop hogging toilet paper.

 

MEGHAN TRAINOR IS A POWERPUFF NOW

For International Women’s Day, Meghan decided to dress as part of the best female crime-fighting trio. NO CONTEST.

 

DIPLO MEETS JESUS

 
 
 
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Haters will say this is photoshopped

A post shared by Thomas Wesley (@diplo) on Mar 11, 2020 at 10:41am PDT

Well, we can always count on Diplo to make us spit out our water in laughter.

 

MEGAN THEE STALLION ON GOOD MORNING AMERICA

 
 
 
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Good morning

A post shared by Hot Girl Meg (@theestallion) on Mar 11, 2020 at 7:34am PDT

Look at Meg looking her morning best! She also pledged to open assisted living facilities now that she’s garnered so much success. WOW.

 

JUSTIN BIEBER’S CAT COMES HOME

Safe at last! Justin’s kitty went missing (maybe to get away from listening to Justin’s boring album again), but is now reunited with his hipster parents. Awww.

 

DUA LIPA HITS TOP 3 ON THE CHARTS

 
 
 
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omgomgomg posting this now bc this shit might never happen again!!!! TOP 3 ON THE HOT 100!!!!!

A post shared by DUA LIPA (@dualipa) on Mar 9, 2020 at 12:25pm PDT

She’s celebrating the third spot up top now but give it a couple weeks — she’ll knock Roddy Rich right off when her album finally drops!

 

CARDI’S GOT CORONA JOKES

 
 
 
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Ya keep playing I’m deadass FUCKIN SCARED. I’m stocking up on food.

A post shared by Cardib (@iamcardib) on Mar 10, 2020 at 6:02pm PDT

Cardi B makes us crack up about the impending end of the world.

 

TEYANA TAYLOR AT DISNEYLAND

Teyana goes to the magic kingdom to spend time with her fam!

 

LIZZO’S MASS MEDITATION

Need to just take a few minutes and breathe? Don’t worry, Lizzo’s got you. Is there anything she CAN’T do?

 

J BALVIN’S PUPPY

 
 
 
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Pa ponerle color a la vida !! Perreo intenso #colores #felicidad

A post shared by J Balvin (@jbalvin) on Mar 13, 2020 at 8:56am PDT

I am afraid it’s mandatory that we show you ALL posts relating to J Balvin’s puppy dog. So. CUTE.

 

AND FINALLY… CAMILA’S WORDS TO EVERYONE

 
 
 
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A post shared by camila (@camila_cabello) on Mar 12, 2020 at 3:07pm PDT

Be kind to everyone!

Until next time!

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