BEST OF INSTAGRAM: BRITNEY SPEARS IS BACK!

Party people! Can you believe it? It’s the beginning of June. Pool parties, beer shotgunning, and sweaty faces galore. I am STOKED and I hope it’s the same for y’all.

To celebrate the end of May, let’s go back and highlight the creme of the crop Instagram profiles over these last couple of days. Gear up!

NO MORE PIZZA, ARIANA!

 

 

 

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update: we discovered ..... that ..... i had an unfortunate allergic reaction to tomatoes and my throat pretty much closed. still feels like i’m swallowing a cactus but slowly making progress! thank u all for your love and understanding. can’t wait to get back to performing and to make it up to Tampa and Orlando in November. p.s. there is NOTHING MORE UNFAIR THAN AN ITALIAN WOMAN DEVELOPING AN ALLERGY TO TOMATOES IN HER MID TWENTIES.......

A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on May 29, 2019 at 10:42am PDT

Ariana Grande had to cancel two of her shows this week, and it’s all vegetable’s fault. According to her, she’s developed an allergy to tomatoes, of all things. Tough luck “for an Italian woman,” she said. I concur. No pizza? Tomato sauce? A life not well lived.

CARDI B DON’T NEED MORE PRESS!!

 

 

 

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PRESS IS OUT NOW ON ALL PLATFORMS! Thanks for the love

A post shared by MOSTHATEDCARDI (@iamcardib) on May 30, 2019 at 9:03pm PDT

But I’m going to give it to her anyway. “Press,” her new single and anti-paparazzi theme comes equipped with a nude single cover — after story and story circling her liposuction drama. And THAT’S how you shut them down.

BRITNEY’S BACK!

 

 

 

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... after therapy and being too serious it’s so nice to be silly !!!!!

A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on May 30, 2019 at 6:00pm PDT

We here at We Are: The Guard stan this queen. And we are glad to see her out of therapy and back to her goofy self!

JUSTIN + HAILEY

 

 

 

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Studio vibes.. with my studio chicka ..

A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on May 26, 2019 at 2:29pm PDT

I mean, gaudy chest tattoos aside — can one of y’all explain to me how it’s scientifically possible for a couple to be this adorable? It’s SO distracting, it almost made me miss the fact that Justin is in the studio…

CAMILA + MARK RONSON

 

 

 

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IT’S OUT IT’S OUT IT’S OUT !!! #FindUAgain with @iammarkronson

A post shared by camila (@camila_cabello) on May 30, 2019 at 5:24pm PDT

Camila Cabello and Mark Ronson have a new song out as well (“Find U Again”), and to celebrate, they decided to partake in my favorite activity: screaming and crying in a private room. CONGRATS!!!

NEW XYLO EP

 

 

 

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I kind of have a punchable face... but knock me TF out cause my EP is out tomorrow

A post shared by XYLØ (@xylo) on May 29, 2019 at 9:49am PDT

Congrats on the new EP, girl! But no. No one gets to punch you on our clock. We will curb stomp them before they get chance.

Stay safe and wear sunscreen this summer, folks! Climate change is real. Deuces.