10 TWITTER MOMENTS: NICK JONAS HAS BEEN TO THE YEAR 3000
by Jess Grant
8/12/20
This time last week, it looked like TikTok was all but done for. Now there’s talk Twitter is going to buy the app, so I guess I better start brushing up on my “WAP” choreography ASAP. Anyways! Between obsessing over the latest from Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion and generally getting wet and gushy in this heat wave, I’ve been busy as ever scrolling through social media for the best tweets of the last seven days. Cancel your Hump Day plans, then, as it’s time for this week’s edition of We Are: The Guard’s 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Nick Jonas, Kanye West, Dua Lipa, and more!
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NICK JONAS HAS BEEN TO THE YEAR 3000
I’ve been to the year 3000 not much has changed, except everyone was wearing a mask.
— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) August 9, 2020
Me: I LOVE THIS REMIX!
Also me: Coronavirus still exists in 3000?
CARDI B HAS A DIFFERENT KIND OF WAP
When you think you got the WAP but your period just came down
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) August 8, 2020
LOG OUT, CARDI!
P.S. I think we can all agree that Normani.
It’s this video for me Fuckin fireee https://t.co/ICqyGRxsg3 pic.twitter.com/2aWB46LefQ
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) August 8, 2020
KANYE WEST EMBARRASSES NORTH WITH HIS DAD DANCING
IT’S FRI-YE-YE!!! pic.twitter.com/Yh6j5bearq
— ye (@kanyewest) August 8, 2020
Kanye spending some time with Kim and his family? Awesome. The dad dancing in this clip? Not so much. North West is so embarrassed!
DUA LIPA IS A DESIGNER DOG MOM
don’t talk to me or my son ever again. pic.twitter.com/es3YvtmRID
— DUA LIPA (@DUALIPA) August 9, 2020
The hair. The puppy. The Chanel playsuit. Everything about this is legendary! Who else is getting Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis vibes?
CUPCAKKE INVITES A FAN FOR A SELFIE
Maybe you should turn around & come get a picture https://t.co/WNPhSGswhr
— CupcakKe (@CupcakKe_rapper) August 5, 2020
Guys! THEY GOT A PICTURE!
god is real and her name is @CupcakKe_rapper it was such a joy to meet you queen!!! https://t.co/LbkAOdDk4N pic.twitter.com/xjyMy0yYj7
— boonani hour (@alsoknownasbaby) August 5, 2020
FINNEAS ON THE BENEFITS OF WEARING A MASK
Masks hide zits and most of you want nose jobs anyway idk what you’re so upset about
— FINNEAS (@finneas) August 8, 2020
“Most of you want nose jobs anyway.” I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED! Jokes aside, FINNEAS keeps on dropping those straight facts!
MEGAN THEE STALLION ENDS WAP HATERS
Lol dudes will scream “slob on my knob” word for word and crying abt WAP bye lil boy
— HOT GIRL MEG (@theestallion) August 11, 2020
SHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID!
LIL UZI VERT AND FKA TWIGS JUST HAD THE MOST WHOLESOME TWITTER EXCHANGE
Say on god ? https://t.co/EotFiMGuAC
— BABY PLUTO (@LILUZIVERT) August 7, 2020
DROP! THE! COLLAB!
YES. & your dance moves https://t.co/SpjVy6PQa8 pic.twitter.com/obr3aXTw8Z
— FKA twigs (@FKAtwigs) August 8, 2020
MILEY CYRUS IS COMING
TEASE. pic.twitter.com/TsFGvsGB4T
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) August 5, 2020
Miley Season approaching, people! Something tells me this era is going to be iconic. I mean, can we talk about that blonde mullet?
Dua has heard what you haven’t.... pic.twitter.com/YCJKV6WoEH
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) August 5, 2020
OLIVER TREE V.S. TWENTY ONE PILOTS
21 Pilots I’ll see you in court pic.twitter.com/sREyV2RvMK
— Oliver Tree (@Olivertree) August 5, 2020
Oliver Tree v.s. Twenty One Pilots is the Twitter beef I didn’t realize I needed this 2020. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m getting my popcorn.
@twentyonepilots I will be awaiting your public apology
— Oliver Tree (@Olivertree) August 5, 2020
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.