10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MERRY CHRISTMAS, MARIAH CAREY IS FINALLY #1
by Jess Grant
12/18/19
It's been an incredible year for Music Twitter™. From Cardi B dog-walking Tomi Lahren, to Lil Nas X networking with Gordon Ramsey, to Papa Roach single-handedly leading the revolution against the Trump administration, it's certainly been one to remember. But there's still a couple of weeks left of 2019 and it turns out that our favorite artists haven't put their phones down yet! Without further ado, then, let's check out the final edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments of the year – and the decade! – featuring Mariah Carey, Janelle Monáe, John Legend, and lots more!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, MARIAH CAREY IS FINALLY #1
We did it https://t.co/Cp80uhYdI9
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) December 16, 2019
GET THOSE ROYALTIES, QUEEN!
JANELLE MONÁE AND RICO NASTY JUST MADE ME WANT TO HAVE KIDS...
I’m so tired that I now understand why people make their kids get the remote when it’s right next to them .
— Janelle Monáe, Cindi (@JanelleMonae) December 16, 2019
Lmao having a four year old is actually fun . I be like can u get me the remote ?he does it. Can u get me a blanket ?! he does it ! No questions asked ! Just bc he knows where shit is and he wants to show me.
— TACOBELLA (@Rico_nastyy) December 14, 2019
When Music Twitter™ comes together in the most beautiful of synchronicities. BRB – going to check my fertility calendar.
…BUT JOHN LEGEND AND CHRISSY TEIGEN HAVE CHANGED MY MIND ALREADY
My parents made the same "mistake." Piano and drumset in the house. It worked out just fine. https://t.co/2LzqH4s8Jq
— John Legend (@johnlegend) December 14, 2019
Nope, forget that – definitely NOT having kids.
BLINK-182'S TOM DELONGE IS THE NERD THAT WE DESERVE
Proud to have:
started a “space-rock” punk band
then,
started an “aero-space” company
then,
outed the biggest “space” related sekret
Hey Mom, look-
Still 100% following my heart. Hope my fans will have the courage to do so, as well.
— Tom DeLonge (@tomdelonge) December 12, 2019
Tom DeLonge: Doing it for the nerds since 1975.
P.S. It can be no coincidence that Tom posted this at 12:12 on December 12. *Fixes tinfoil hat*.
KEVIN ABSTRACT AND HARRY STYLES ARE MUTUALS
Goodnight pic.twitter.com/WRi7fWuVCb
— kevin abstract (@kevinabstract) December 13, 2019
This is cute and all, but why isn't Harry Styles following Kevin Abstract back?! THE AUDACITY!
THE DILLON FRANCIS GUIDE TO SELF-CARE
is eating a whole box of mac n cheese self-care
— Dillon Francis (@DillonFrancis) December 14, 2019
Please refer to Alison Wonderland for the answer to this question, Dillon Francis.
ST. VINCENT WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT SHE LOVES TO EXERCISE
There are many things I regret immediately after doing, but I have never, ever regretted exercising.
— St. Vincent (@st_vincent) December 13, 2019
*Tyra Banks yelling voice* I'VE NEVER IN MY LIFE FELT MORE PERSONALLY ATTACKED BY A TWEET THAN THIS.
TYLER, THE CREATOR'S SUPERHERO SQUAD
my cape wearers pic.twitter.com/djBWwkl90F
— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) December 15, 2019
Gonna tell my kids this was the Avengers.
My brothers #Diddy50 pic.twitter.com/inIpkE3xEA
— Diddy (@Diddy) December 16, 2019
THE WEEKEND WOULD LIKE YOU TO HOLD HIS FROG
hold my frog.
— The Weeknd (@theweeknd) December 15, 2019
TROYE SIVAN DOESN'T UNDERSTAND TIKTOK
tik tok makes me soooooo uncomfortable 90% of the time i feel like I’m watching middle schoolers dry hump
— troye (@troyesivan) December 15, 2019
Hmm. It sounds like SOMEONE is in need of our Best TikTok Moments column. Thank us later, Troye Sivan.
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.