10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MEGAN THEE STALLION'S DOG DOES THE CANDY CHALLENGE

5/27/20

This week on Music Twitter has been...a lot. From Lana Del Rey and Doja Cat getting issued their Cancellation Cards, to the return of X Æ A-12 (apologies, X Æ A-XII) memes in earnest, it's been nothing short of an exhausting seven days on the bird app. And, yet, on I scroll, because like I told you: I'm a messy b*tch who lives for drama. Without further ado, then, let's check in with this week's edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Megan Thee Stallion, Marshmello, Lady Gaga, and more unproblematic* faves.

*I think?

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MEGAN THEE STALLION'S DOG DOES THE CANDY CHALLENGE

STORMI, WHO? No, really – this has to be the funniest attempt at the candy (or, in Megan Thee Stallion's case, peanut butter) challenge I've seen to date. Foe was like: “I ain't waitin' for NUTHIN'!” LMAO!

 

MARSHMELLO REVEALS HIS TRUE IDENTITY TO HIS FRIENDS

Marshmello and Friends? NAME A MORE AMBITIOUS CROSSOVER EVENT! Does this also mean Marshmello was the father of Rachel's baby this whole time? (Fun fact: “The One With the Red Sweater” is genuinely my favorite episode of Friends.)

 

LADY GAGA AND ARIANA GRANDE ARE P*P DESTROYERS

Erm, what am I looking at here? Actually, who even cares? I'm sold! ALEXA, PLAY “RAIN ON ME” BY LADY GAGA AND ARIANA GRANDE...IMMEDIATELY!

 

TYLER, THE CREATOR FINALLY LEARNED TO DO A WHEELIE

Tyler, the Creator and his bike are literally relationship goals. Seriously, though – IS THERE ANYTHING THIS MAN CAN'T DO?

 

DUA LIPA DEBUTS HER LATEST LOCKDOWN LOCKS

There's a lot of people doing questionable things to their hair in quarantine (see: Dillon Francis), but not Dua Lipa. Her lockdown locks have been consistently stylish as hell, and this latest color is no exception. Right, Anne-Marie?

 

CARDI B JUST SHARED THE CUTEST PICTURE OF OFFSET AND KULTURE

THE POWER GENES JUMPED OUT! Jokes aside – since when did Kulture get so big? It feels like only yesterday Cardi B was unveiling her pregnant belly on SNL? TIME IS GOING TOO FAST! *Cries*

 

RICO NASTY HAS AN IMPORTANT PSA

NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR MY PRESIDENT!

 

HALSEY FRACTURED HER ANKLE WHILE LOADING HER DISHWASHER

Okay, so – I'm ridiculously clumsy, but I'm pretty sure I'm not “fracturing my ankle while loading my dishwasher” clumsy. Why is it, though, this incident only makes me love Halsey more? WE STAN AN ACCIDENT PRONE QUEEN!

 

MILEY CYRUS IS ALL ABOUT THE MULLET

As much as I'm loving Miley Cyrus embracing the mullet, can we be completely honest here? There's one guy and one guy only we have to thank for bringing this hairstyle back with full force.

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LAUREN MAYBERRY OF CHVRCHES IS THE BEST CAT MOM EVER

THAT VOCAL RANGE, THOUGH? Céline Dion could never! I'm going to need a proper cover of this on the next CHVRCHES album!

P.S. Best cat mom ever, much?

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.