10 TWITTER MOMENTS: LIL NAS X DEMANDS JUSTICE FOR “OLD TOWN ROAD” REMIXES
by Jess Grant
5/13/20
This week in Twitter News: Elon Musk demands to get arrested, Chrissy Teigen falls out with Pasta Lady, and, erm, Obamagate?! Drama, drama everywhere, my dudes! Seriously – how can you possibly get bored in quarantine when you have this freaking bird app installed on your phone?! Anyways! Our main focus here at We Are: The Guard is everything music, and I'm pleased to say our favorites were messy as ever over the last seven days! Cancel your Hump Day plans (What plans?!), then, as it's time for this week's edition of 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Lil Nas X, Doja Cat, Taylor Swift, and others!
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LIL NAS X DEMANDS JUSTICE FOR “OLD TOWN ROAD” REMIXES
i did not make 27 remixes to the same song to be disrespected like this https://t.co/h8x9ma6cUQ
— nope (@LilNasX) May 12, 2020
“Old Town Road (Seoul Town Road Remix)” > “Say So (Remix).” Don't @ me. #JusticeForOldTownRoadRemixes
P.S. DANG FLABBIT, NOAH CYRUS!
i got u bro https://t.co/khSAJijv1w
— Noah Cyrus (@noahcyrus) May 12, 2020
DOJA CAT STILL HASN'T SHOW US HER BOOBS
If say so hits #1 I’ll show you guys my boobs really hard
— BIG DENIS (@DojaCat) May 6, 2020
Exclusive footage of me patiently waiting for Doja Cat to show her boobs on Instagram Live now she's Number 1:
I love you so much. Omg. Barbz you’re just . You just never cease to amaze me. You never stop making me proud. I saw everything u guys did this past week. Barbz & Kittenz made history. Love you @DojaCat thanks for thinking of me for this moment. What time r u showing ur boobs?
— Mrs. Petty (@NICKIMINAJ) May 11, 2020
FINNEAS IS TURNING INTO A 70S BEATLE IN QUARANTINE
We all look like 70s Beatles right now huh
— FINNEAS (@finneas) May 8, 2020
Me at the start of quarantine:
Me two months into quarantine:
LANA DEL REY IS A BEACH QUEEN
Sand on my lips and sunspots pic.twitter.com/gT1obWxA5U
— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) May 10, 2020
Erm, queen of the beach, much?! Can we also talk about the fact Lana Del Rey quite literally never ages?! If anything, she's looking younger than ever?! ICONIC!
P.S. I WANT LANA TO BE MY AUNT!
Today my life is going to change because my sister Jen is having a baby! I can’t wait to meet little Lennon
Miss u wish I was w u. There in spirit— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) May 9, 2020
GRIMES EXPLAINS THE MEANING BEHIND X Æ A-12
•X, the unknown variable my elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial intelligence)
•A-12 = precursor to SR-17 (our favorite aircraft). No weapons, no defenses, just speed. Great in battle, but non-violent +
(A=Archangel, my favorite song)
( metal rat)— (@Grimezsz) May 6, 2020
Well, it's better than Influenza, I guess?! Apple Martin could never!
TYLER, THE CREATOR CELEBRATES MOTHER'S DAY
das my nigg pic.twitter.com/6xBdnzINqc
— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) May 10, 2020
THIS IT THE MOTHER'S DAY CONTENT WE DESERVE! No, really – must protect Momma, the Creator at all costs!
TYLER'S MOM IS EVERYTHING. #GRAMMYs pic.twitter.com/aXdQFAXmQp
— We Are: The Guard (@WeAreTheGuard) January 27, 2020
KATY PERRY IS STRUGGLING IN QUARANTINE
sometimes i don’t know what’s worse trying to avoid the virus or the waves of depression that come with this new norm
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) May 12, 2020
Ugh, relatable, much?! But at least we'll soon have “Daisies” to keep us going through lockdown, right?! Sending Katy Perry and everyone else struggling in quarantine virtual hugs!
TAYLOR SWIFT SHARES CRYPTIC MESSAGE WITH FANS?!
biiig isolation pic.twitter.com/MJbhD8Bau1
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) May 7, 2020
Me: This photo is such a quarantine mood.
Taylor Swift fans: 5 FLOWERS ON TOP + 4 STRIPES ON CUSHIONS + 1 GLASS OF WHITE WINE = OMG 10 DAYS UNTIL A NEW ALBUM.
CHRISTINE AND THE QUEENS IS ALL OF US IN ZOOM MEETINGS
We’ll miss this lockdown mood. Pretending to be fully dressed. Iconic. pic.twitter.com/2ZbWv1ll8e
— Chris (@QueensChristine) May 12, 2020
Christine and the Queens is quite literally all of us in Zoom meetings and don't you forget it. Socks and sandals are the ultimate quarantine comfies.
CARDI B IS LOOKING AMAZING IN LOCKDOWN
Bringing you some hornyness pic.twitter.com/TDJ2BhP6cH
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) May 7, 2020
I'm sorry, but – who does Cardi B think she is looking this amazing in a damn lockdown?! The hair, the makeup, the everything. *Chef's kiss*
Omg cardi you look fucking amazing
— James Charles (@jamescharles) May 7, 2020
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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.