10 TWITTER MOMENTS: LADY GAGA CANCELS EARTH

by Jess Grant
3/4/20

Between Super Tuesday and the coronavirus, it's safe to say Twitter has made for hellah heavy reading over the last seven days! If you're searching for something a little lighter to boost your energy levels this dreaded Hump Day, then I'm pleased to tell you you're in the right place! Just pour some freshly brewed coffee (you can never have enough caffeine!) as it's time to scroll through We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Lady Gaga, Cardi B, Travis Scott, and lots more!

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LADY GAGA CANCELS EARTH

SHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID! Brb, booking my one-way ticket to Chromatica to fight with Gaga and the rest of the Kindness Punks in my hot-pink latex!

 

CARDI B IS HOMELESS NOW THANKS TO BTS

BTS SLAYED their cover of “Finesse” on Carpool Karaoke last week, and it looks as though the whole thing has got Cardi B SHOOK. Okay, okay – so I highly doubt she's going to be begging on the streets anytime soon, but Belcalis definitely needs to watch her back!

 

THE WEEKND GETS A BIRTHDAY GIFT FROM JIM CARREY

Sooo it seems everyone's favorite weird uncle Jim Carrey recently took time out from hanging with Ariana Grande and Tyler, the Creator on the set of Kidding to draw this insane portrait of birthday boy The Weeknd. And to think I'll probably just get a gray hair for my 30th!

 

BIG FREEDIA WISHES KESHA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO, I'LL WAIT!

 

MISSY ELLIOTT IS A DANCE-CHALLENGE QUEEN

Things Missy Elliott did? THAT! Less than 24 hours after Guapdad 4000 challenged her to a dance-off, Misdemeanor responded with this 45-second clip of her busting moves to “The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly),” breaking the Internet with her legendary-ness in the process.

P.S. Can we also talk about the fact that Missy LITERALLY NEVER AGES?

 

TRAVIS SCOTT IS AN ACTUAL CHILD

Erm, so – let me get this straight... Stormi is out here fine-dining at Nobu with Kylie Jenner, while Travis Scott is sat at home eating Reese's Puffs and over-hacked pizza lunchables? I have to laugh!

 

LIL UZI VERT LETS FANS VOTE FOR HIS ALBUM COVER

Twitter polls so often bring out the worst of humanity (Did you SEE Chance the Rapper's poll on movie sequels?), but I'm pleased to see decency prevailed here. Nooow if only Uzi could hurry up and DROP THE ALBUM!

 

RICO NASTY IS MOM GOALS

Just your weekly reminder Rico Nasty is the BEST! MOM! EVER! No, really – what did we do to deserve her and Cameron's relationship? *Insert crying-face emoji x 3 here*

 

DILLON FRANCIS ON HOW TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT

DILLON FRANCIS, EVERYONE!

 

CONAN GRAY JUST DID AN INDIE COVER OF “SUPER BASS”

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.