10 TWITTER MOMENTS: KATY PERRY FORGOT TO TAKE HER MASK OFF IN THE SHOWER

by Jess Grant
1/12/22

Bad news, everybody: It's looking like Wordle is here to stay! I was kind of hoping it was a passing trend this time last Wednesday, but one week on, and my Twitter timeline is officially full of people humblebragging about their stupid little word grids! Oh, and the worst part? I'm one of those people! WHY IS THIS GAME SO ADDICTIVE? Anyways! While I attempt to crack today's puzzle, y'all check out this week's dose of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Katy Perry, FINNEAS, Jack Harlow, and more!

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KATY PERRY FORGOT TO TAKE HER MASK OFF IN THE SHOWER

LMAOOO! Considering the fact she's currently spending most evenings singing and dancing on stage with a gigantic surgical mask at her Las Vegas residency, PLAY, this feels like a very on-brand move for Katy Perry! As someone who literally sunbathed in a mask once, though, I hate to admit I very much related to this tweet!

 

FINNEAS MAKES A DEPRESSINGLY ACCURATE OBSERVATION

Why is this tweet from FINNEAS so depressingly accurate, though? It sucks to think we lost America's grandma and dad within a few days of each other, and, honestly? Betty White and Bob Saget's deaths are definitely giving me 2016 vibes all over again! "Ocean Eyes: Part 2" really is the only thing that can save us at this point!

 

JACK HARLOW ANNOUNCES HE LOVES A WOMAN IN SCRUBS

Me pretending to be a trained medical professional after reading this tweet:

 

CHLÖE STEPS ON OUR NECKS WITH NEW PHOTOSHOOT

STEP! ON! MY! NECK! MISS! CHLÖE! BAILEY! Sis really ate and left not a single scrap for us humble peasants with this photoshoot, huh? Of course, Chlöe's boss and mentor, Beyoncé, will always be the baddest in the game, but I think we can all agree Chlöe is shaping up to be quite the heir to Queen Bey's throne! Right, Cardi B?

 

OLIVIA RODRIGO CELEBRATES ONE YEAR OF "DRIVERS LICENSE"

I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING! Seriously, though – how has it been one year since Olivia Rodrigo's "driver's license" first came into our lives? It feels like only yesterday I was screaming "RED LIGHTS! STOP SIGNS!" into my pillow! LMAOOO! It's crazy how far Olivia has come since then, though! Bring on 2022, I say!

 

NICKI MINAJ SHARES PREVIOUSLY UNSEEN PREGNANCY PICTURE

WOW! I had no idea Nicki Minaj literally invented motherhood? Jokes aside – Onika Maraj-Petty is really out here looking like a straight-up goddess in this previously unseen picture from her 2020 pregnancy reveal photoshoot with David La Chapelle! Please let me be this radiant, glowing, and stretch-mark-free when I'm pregnant!

 

THE WEEKND REVEALS DAWN FM IS PART OF A TRILOGY

AFTER LIFE IS COMING, XO! Okay, okay – so maybe I'm getting ahead of myself, but this definitely syncs up with the whole fan theory that Dawn FM is The Weeknd in purgatory following his passing in After Hours, and the final part will take place in some kind of post-death state? Either way, I'm hyped as freaking hell!

 

CARDI B LOOKS BACK ON THE DAYS BEFORE SHE HAD A STYLIST

Whatever you think of her or her music, you've got to hand it to Cardi B! Sis has been serving lewks way before the days of "Bodak Yellow!" Every single one of these fits goes off? I'm particularly loving the suit in the final picture! Does anybody else seriously miss Cardi's Dora the Explorer hair? An era! A reset! A moment!

 

SZA IS OVER PEOPLE ASKING HER TO ENUNCIATE

Hmm? POINTS WERE MADE? No shade to the icon and legend that's Little Richard, of course, but can we leave Solána Rowe to sing in her beautiful cursive in peace, already? Oh, and while we're here, have you guys seen the video for "I Hate U" starring Lakeith motherfreaking Stanfield? SZA truly never disappoints!

 

LIZZO BRINGS BACK HER "BYE BITCH!" MEME

OMGGG! Lizzo's "BYE BITCH!" meme really is a gift that keeps on giving! It's the moment when the driver hits the accelerator and she sees her life flash before her for me, hahaha! Can we also talk about how incredible Lizzo is looking here ahead of her appearance on RuPaul's Drag Race? BEST! GUEST! JUDGE! EVER!

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.