10 TWITTER MOMENTS: HARRY STYLES BROKE THE INTERNET AND WIKIFEET

by Jess Grant
7/27/22

Photo by Anthony Pham

This week on Twitter: "Little Miss!"

I FEEL SO SEEN!

Check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Harry Styles, Grimes, Lil Nas X, and more!

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HARRY STYLES BROKE THE INTERNET AND WIKIFEET

Harry Styles taking time out from Love on Tour to serve toes? ACTUAL NAKED TOES? Perhaps I'm finally beginning to understand why people develop foot fetishes? Oh, and did I also mention I'm suddenly an ice-bath enthusiast? Anyways, excuse me while I go and give Harry a five-star rating on WikiFeet!

 

GRIMES COSPLAYED AS AN ELVEN QUEEN

Firstly, did anybody else notice that Mr. Baby Daddy himself, Elon Musk, liked this tweet? *Shifty eyes* Secondly, can somebody cast Grimes in the upcoming The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power series, already? I'm confident she'd absolutely slay as an Elven Queen. However, she does need a better sword!

 

LIL NAS X TRANSFORMED INTO MARILYN MONROE

Forget Kim Kardashian turning up to Met Gala in the "Happy Birthday, Mr. President" dress. This is the kind of Marilyn Monroe content I like to see. Lil Nas X is really out here looking like a whole Hollywood legend. And best of all? No historical garments were harmed in the making of this photoshoot!

 

SABRINA CARPENTER ENTERED HER SLUT ERA

Sabrina Carpenter in her Slut Era? I love, love, love to see it. Following the love-triangle drama between Sabrina, Olivia Rodrigo, and Joshua Bassett, it's genuinely awesome to see Sabrina reclaiming her narrative like this. *Screams* "Now I'm a homewrecker, I'm a slut/I got death threats fillin' up semitrucks!"

 

JACK HARLOW BECAME A PESBIAN

Me every time my king Jack Harlow tweets anything:

[Confused Laughter]

 

LADY GAGA EMBARKED ON THE CHROMATICA BALL

Lady Gaga really said: "Drugs? Where we're going we don't need no drugs." Judging by the photos and videos posted across social media over the last few days, The Chromatica Ball is shaping up to be everything we hoped it'd be and more. The sets? The outfits? The choreography? TALENTED! BRILLIANT! INCREDIBLE!

 

MAGGIE ROGERS FORMED THE HOLY TRINITY

It's the way Josie and the Pussycats have nothing on Maggie Rogers, Phoebe Bridgers, and Rina Sawayama for me? I'm pretty sure this is the Holy Trinity in human-flesh form? Tag yourselves, I'm the random dude in the background looking totally overwhelmed in the physical presence of all of these icons. LOL!

 

LIZZO LOOKED PRETTY IN PINK

I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. Lizzo is officially a bad bitch, and the best part? She kind of makes me feel like one, too. Can we also take a moment to appreciate how good she looks in this pink summer dress? I'm going to need Lizzo to drop the link, already. P.S. Stream Special for clear skin and healthy crops!

 

MARIAH CAREY HAD NO TIME FOR THIS HEAT

LMAO. I'm pretty sure there's a Mariah Carey reaction meme for every mood or situation in life. As somebody with no time for this 100-degree heat, I very much approve of this message. Like, can you please hold that thought and get back to me when the sun isn't cooking me alive? KTHXBAI!

 

WET LEG FOUND A FAN IN BARACK OBAMA

Barack Obama dropping his indietastic summer mixtape like:

Barack Obama mic drop

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.