10 TWITTER MOMENTS: DOJA CAT SENT TWITTER INTO MELTDOWN WITH A GOOFY THIRST TRAP

by Jess Grant
6/1/22

Photo by Doja Cat

It was Memorial Day on Monday, but rather than spend their long weekends enjoying some rare time off with their friends and families, most artists instead spent the federal holiday on their phones, tweeting. Oh, and binge-watching Stranger Things, of course. Check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Doja Cat, Lil Nas X, Cardi B, and seven other favorites!

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DOJA CAT SENT TWITTER INTO MELTDOWN WITH A GOOFY THIRST TRAP

One thing about Doja Cat: She's going to post a goofy-as-hell thirst trap. Hahaha. Every detail of this photo – from the high pigtails to the chunky platform shoes – is giving me life. And I haven't even mentioned Doja's body-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody-ody? Speaking of which, I really should make a start on my bikini-body workout. *Sigh*

 

LIL NAS X PAID TRIBUTE TO THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF FAST FOOD

THE TASTE JUMPED OUT. It's nice to see that – rather than spending his self-made millions on diamond-encrusted cowboy hats – Lil Nas X is putting his money to good use by investing in beautifully moving artworks like this one. Much respect to Montero for using his platform to bring our attention to such masterpieces. Picasso could never.

 

CARDI B CASUALLY WATCHED A YACHT SINKING WHILE ON VACATION

LMAO. This shouldn't be funny, but it really, really is :(. "Ain't no big boat that can save it? It's gawn! It's gawn! Bi bi!" The only thing I could think of while watching this video was: "Is this how Cardi B would react to the sinking of the Titanic?" And – of course – Twitter quickly delivered the edit we were all waiting for. I LOVE THE INTERNET.

 

DUA LIPA DEMONSTRATED AN INSANE YOGA HEADSTAND IN ITALY

Dua Lipa took time out from living her best life on the Italian Riviera and promoting "Potion" – her sizzling summer banger with Calvin Harris and Young Thug – to practice a bit of salamba sirsasana on Sunday. That's "supported headstand" to you non-yoginis! And here's me thinking I was flexible as I finally touched my toes this morning :(.

 

HARRY STYLES CAME OUT IN SUPPORT OF ENDING GUN VIOLENCE

No. Words. Necessary.

 

GRIMES WENT TWITTER OFFICIAL WITH HER MYSTERIOUS NEW BOYFRIEND

Firstly: Nobody tells Elon Musk about this latest tweet from Grimes, okay? Secondly: I have to say I'm very much here for this relationship. If anybody deserves Claire's heart, it's a tarnished knight of the realm. Can we also talk about how incredible Grimes looks with red hair? She's fully bringing all of my nerdy fantasy dreams to life with this cosplay.

 

CAMILA CABELLO LOOKED LIKE A SUPERSTAR AT THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

While there may have been some controversy surrounding the sound, Camila Cabello officially confirmed her global superstar status on Saturday with her colorful performance at the 2022 UEFA Champions League Final's Opening Ceremony. Is it me, or did this feel like an extended audition for the Super Bowl Halftime Show? *Side eye*

 

BO BURNHAM RETURNED WITH A GENIUS SEQUEL TO INSIDE

Bo Burnham is back with a new special, which can only mean one thing, people: SAD GIRL SUMMER APPROACHING. Look, I can already see people typing their "Big day for annoying people!" tweets about this, but you know what? I loved The Inside Outtakes. A personal highlight: "Everyone's a feminist until there is a spider around."

 

KEHLANI AND 070 SHAKE ADORABLY CONFIRMED THEIR RELATIONSHIP

The rumors have been circulating for a few months now, but Kehlani finally confirmed their relationship with New Jersey rapper 070 Shake on Wednesday. Having watched the video for "Melt," I must admit I'm absolutely obsessed with them as a couple. Not to mention this is for sure the happiest I've ever seen Kehlani. Long may it continue <3.

 

FKA TWIGS HUNG OUT WITH HER INTERGALACTIC NEW BESTIE MADONNA

DROP. THE. COLLAB.

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.