10 TWITTER MOMENTS: CHLOE BAILEY FLAWLESSLY COVERS THE WEEKND

by Jess Grant
4/21/21

This week on Twitter, Chrissy Teigen finally made her comeback (although we appreciate your efforts, John Legend), people remembered they really, really, really love Jack Black, and, oh yeah, we had a whole bunch of 420 memes to scroll through. Basically, it’s been another colorful seven days on the bird app, and I haven’t even got to the movings and shakings of our favorite music artists. On that note, let’s get going with the latest edition of We Are: The Guard’s 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Chloe Bailey, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and lots of others.

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CHLOE BAILEY FLAWLESSLY COVERS THE WEEKND

Things Chloe Bailey did: THAT! From the outfit, to the vocals, to the makeup, everything about this is perfection! I’m not even kidding when I say that final vocal run almost made me fall out of my office chair! Forget The Weeknd featuring Ariana Grande, give us The Weeknd featuring Chloe Bailey!

 

KATY PERRY REALLY, REALLY HATES SOCIAL MEDIA

I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED! And I love it? Like, please continue to step on my neck, Katy Perry? Oh, and while we’re here, can we also take a moment to appreciate the looks Katy has been serving on American Idol over the last few weeks? My queen is quite literally killing it!

 

TAYLOR SWIFT REVEALS MEREDITH IS ALIVE AND WELL

It’s absolutely amazing that Fearless (Taylor’s Version) is smashing every record in sight, but let’s focus on the most important news here: MEREDITH IS ALIVE! I repeat! MEREDITH IS ALIVE! Miss. Meredith really said: “No pictures!” We have no choice but to stan a reclusive queen!

P.S. OMG!

 

MEGAN THEE STALLION IS AN ANIME NERD

Megan Thee Stallion is undoubtedly my favorite anime nerd (with Thundercat coming in at a close second, of course)! It’s only been two weeks since she finished The Disastrous Life of Saiki K, and the hottie is already out here cosplaying! Can we all agree this look is everything, though? I’m living for that hair color!

 

REBECCA BLACK IS SAD SHE ISN’T RELATED TO JACK BLACK

LMAO! Poor little Rebecca Black! That said, isn’t Twitter-favorite Jack Black everybody’s uncle at heart? Okay, so maybe it’s because I binge-watched School of Rock and the video for “Tribute” too many times growing up, but I genuinely feel like I’m spiritually and emotionally connected to this man!

 

LIL NAS X IS MILKING “MONTERO” AND I’M HERE FOR IT

HE SAID WHAT HE SAID! As far as I’m concerned, Lil Nas X can keep dropping remixes of “MONTERO (Call Me by Your Name)” for as long as he likes. The song is a whole damn bop and I’m going to continue running it up throughout spring and summer if only to trigger Conservative Twitter!

 

BABY QUEEN AND COURTNEY LOVE NEED TO DROP THE COLLAB

OMFG! Baby Queen and Courtney Love? I’m actually screaming, you guys! This is too much feminist and rock-star energy for one selfie! If this means we’re getting a collab between these two icons and legends, I’m fully going to pass out on the floor! RIOT GRRRLS FOR LIFE!

 

TRYOE SIVAN LITERALLY LIVES IN MY DREAM HOME

Erm, can someone call MTV already, as I think we’re going to have to bring Cribs back simply so I can get a personal tour of Troye Sivan’s pad? I’m not even overreacting when I say this is literally my dream home! I mean, the plants? The colors? The lighting? THAT’S ON TASTE!

 

RINA SAWAYAMA CELEBRATES ONE YEAR OF SAWAYAMA

Can you believe it’s been a whole damn year since Rina Sawayama reset pop culture with SAWAYAMA? I’m so, so, so proud of how far this legend has come in that time, including most recently hitting up NPR’s Tiny Desk! BRB, listening to “Dynasty” at full volume in celebration!

 

KHALID IS NO LONGER “YOUNG DUMB & BROKE”

SIX BILLION STREAMS? Not bad for a kid who once called himself “Young Dumb & Broke!” Oh, and can we also talk about the fact Khalid Donnel Robinson is giving off some serious “James Bond villain” vibes in these images? Rami Malek could quite literally never!

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.