10 TWITTER MOMENTS: CARDI B HAS BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH TWILIGHT

by Jess Grant
8/4/21

RIP Fleets! November 17, 2020 – August 3, 2021! It was fun while it lasted (okay, it wasn't)!

Check out the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Cardi B, Taylor Swift, Dua Lipa, and more!

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CARDI B HAS BEEN WATCHING TOO MUCH TWILIGHT

This tweet is the definition of "Tell me you're watching the Twilight Saga without telling me you're watching the Twilight Saga." Anyways, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's been binge-watching these movies following their move to Netflix. BELLA AND EDWARD FOREVER!

 

TAYLOR SWIFT CELEBRATES THE ARRIVAL OF "AUGUST"

Can you believe they named a whole damn month after the greatest song on folklore? BRB, listening to nothing but "august" for the next few weeks. "Remember when I pulled up and said 'Get in the car'/And then canceled my plans just in case you'd call/Back when I was livin' for the hope of it all, for the hope of it all?" *Cries*

 

DUA LIPA AND ANWAR HADID ARE IN LOVE IN ALBANIA

RELATIONSHIP GOALS! Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid are really having the most perfect summer vacation over in Albania, huh? Can we also talk about how beautiful Dua is looking here? If only I appeared this naturally glowing and radiant without my Fenty Beauty Pro Filt'r! *Sigh*

 

MILEY CYRUS BRINGS "7 THINGS" TO LOLLAPALOOZA

Erm, a whole damn rock star, much? Just a few weeks after inviting fans to help her choose her festival set lists, Miley Cyrus finally listened to our collective cries and offered up this brand new version of "7 Things" at Lollapalooza over the weekend. Hannah Montana is quaking!

 

LADY GAGA TRANSFORMS INTO PATRIZIA REGGIANI

Lady Gaga really said "I'm an Italian girl from New York!"

 

SHAWN MENDES IS BECOMING A TWITTER TROLL

LMAO! Is anyone else absolutely living for this brand new troll energy Shawn Mendes is bringing to his Twitter account? It's honestly a significant improvement on his typical tweets about Scream and popcorn. Now if only Camila Cabello could teach her man how to use TikTok!

 

GRIMES AND AZEALIA BANKS ARE BEEFING AGAIN

"WHAT IS THE TEA? THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!" Grimes and Azealia Banks really is the Twitter beef that keeps on giving, huh? Just over two years on from Azealia accusing her of smelling like nickels, it appears Grimes is finally ready to get her revenge on the rapper. POPCORN TIME!

P.S. RIP Hipster Grimes!

 

LIL NAS X THANKS THE HATERS FOR THE DISLIKES

Just when I thought I couldn't love Lil Nas X any more! This man really couldn't care less what people have to say about him or his music. Honestly? It's a mood! As for me, I think "INDUSTRY BABY" is his best song to date, but the haters aren't ready to have that conversation!

 

JOE JONAS IS SENDING AN "S.O.S."

OMG! It seems Miley Cyrus wasn't the only one throwing it back to the Disney days recently! Just in time for the 14-year anniversary of "S.O.S.," Joe Jonas returned to Twitter on Monday with this hilarious video complete with a 2007-style wig! Did anyone else die at the scarves?

 

ARIANA GRANDE IS GETTING READY FOR THE VOICE

STOP EVERYTHING! Are you actually telling me Ariana Grande has already picked her team for The Voice and I haven't even auditioned yet? This is absolutely tragic! Jokes aside, Ariana is really about to be the greatest judge of all time! My fall television schedule is fully booked!

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.