10 TWITTER MOMENTS: BRUNO MARS IS AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL

by Jess Grant
8/5/20

Thanks for joining me for the latest edition of We Are: The Guard’s 10 Twitter Moments, everyone! If you’re here to learn about the bird app ahead of Donald Trump’s TikTok ban, then the team and I are happy to show you around. Just a warning you’ll probably find a lot less dancing and a lot more complaining on this part of the Internet, but we nonetheless hope you enjoy your stay! Check out the following 10 tweets from Bruno Mars, Jennifer Lopez, Lil Nas X, and plenty of others.

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BRUNO MARS IS AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL

Okay, so I appreciate he’s lacking in the height department, but perhaps it’s time to give Bruno Mars a shot, Rihanna?

 

JENNIFER LOPEZ WOKE UP LIKE THIS

Just your daily reminder Jennifer Lopez recently turned 51 years old. BRB, going to apply an entire bottle of anti-aging serum.

 

LIL NAS X HAS HAD ENOUGH OF COVID-19

Erm, this! COVID-19 is most definitely overstaying her welcome. Like, we get it, b*tch?

P.S. Bruno Mars could never!

 

MARK RONSON KNEW ABOUT FOLKLORE BEFORE THE REST OF US

“You better give me that ‘Bloodbuzz Ohio’ sh*t, you know, I’m not f*cking around.” LMAO!

 

CHER WOULD LIKE YOU TO WEAR A MASK

From one mask-wearing icon, to another! We love safe, well-protected, and considerate music legends!

P.S. That outfit is ah-mazing, Cher!

 

CHLOE X HALLE AND RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE QUEENS GET SPICY

Chloe x Halle dressing up as the Spice Girls with the queens from RuPaul’s Drag Race is the most ambitious crossover event in pop cultural history. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo as Sporty Spice is literally giving me life!

 

CARDI B WANTS TO GROW OLD WITH OFFSET

Cardi B and Offset are officially living the marriage dream. I just hope they’ll continue to tweet from their retirement home come 2070.

 

MEGAN THEE STALLION THANKS THE HOTTIES FOR THEIR SUPPORT

I’m not crying, you’re crying! Seriously, though, we Hotties must protect Megan Thee Stallion at all costs!

 

KESHA DOESN’T WANT DONALD TRUMP TO BAN “TIK TOK”

Kesha really said: “You may take my TikTok, but you’ll never take my ‘TiK ToK!’”

 

FINNEAS LOOKS TO THE FUTURE

And finally, some food for thought from Billie Eilish’s big bro FINNEAS. The light at the end of the tunnel may seem like a long way off yet, but when we do eventually reach it, it’s going to be one hell of a moment to treasure.

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.