10 TWITTER MOMENTS: ARIANA GRANDE <3 JIM CARREY

by Jess Grant
4/24/19

If you've been staying off Twitter over the last few days as you've been trying to avoid Game of Thrones and/or Avengers spoilers, I feel your pain. WHY CAN'T PEOPLE KEEP THEIR GOTDAMN MOUTHS SHUT? Anyways, if you've been craving a Twitter hit while you've been away, fear not as We Are: The Guard is back to fill you in on all of the juicy celeb gossip with the latest edition of 10 Twitter Moments. Cancel all of your plans this Hump Day, then, as you're not going to want to miss out on the following 280-character highlights from Ariana Grande, Dolly Parton, Eminem, Lily Allen, Kelly Clarkson, and more.

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ARIANA GRANDE <3 JIM CARREY

Ariana Grande and Jim Carrey. Name a more iconic duo. Let's just hope that Ariana spells this tattoo correctly as I don't think that my weary heart can handle another “Japanese BBQ Finger,” hee hee.

 

HAPPY EASTER TO DOLLY PARTON ONLY

Whether you're religious or not, I'm pretty sure that you have no choice but to worship this Easter throwback photo of Dolly Parton. I mean, JUST LOOK AT IT!

P.S. Is anyone else getting Beyoncé maternity shoot vibes?

 

MITSKI 2020

I LOVE THIS SONG! Jokes aside, can Mitski run for prez, already? We stan a comrade queen who's going to save our broke, exhausted millennial asses from late-stage capitalism! The revolution starts here!

 

EMINEM CELEBRATES SOBRIETY

Love or hate his music, there's no denying that Eminem deserves endless props for making it to 11 years of sobriety. Addiction is no joke and this undoubtedly took hard work. Keep going, Marshall! We're all rooting for you!

 

JANELLE MONÁE, EVERYBODY

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK!

 

 

LANA DEL REY JUST STARTED FOLLOWING BROCKHAMPTON'S KEVIN ABSTRACT ON TWITTER

My first thought: WTF? Kevin Abstract doesn't use dark mode? My second thought: OMG! Lana Del Rey just started following Kevin Abstract! My third thought: DROP! THE! COLLAB!

 

LILY ALLEN TAKES A TRIP DOWN COACHELLA MEMORY LANE

Just in time for Coachella and 4/20, Lily Allen took to Twitter last week to share this anecdote about when she forgot all of her words in the Cali desert while under the influence of some good ol' Golden State ganja.

Sidenote: Holy shiz, the 2007 Coachella lineup was EVERYTHING!

 

LIZZO VS MUSIC JOURNALISTS

I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED! Lol... For real, though, we've loved and supported Lizzo for as long as we can remember here at We Are: The Guard, so we're confident that this tweet doesn't apply to us. P*tchfork, on the other hand...

 

KELLY CLARKSON RESPONDS TO CARRIE UNDERWOOD RUMORS

The rumors that Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood are feuding may not be true, but we'll always be Team Kelly regardless here at We Are: The Guard. The American Idol winner is HILARIOUS and this response to Star magazine deserves a massive round of applause.

P.S. Lol @ Reba McEntire saving the day.

 

LIL YACHTY HAS THOUGHTS ON BILLIE EILISH AND TIERRA WHACK'S COACHELLA OUTFITS

As if Lil Yachty is really out here comparing Billie Eilish and Tierra Whack's Coachella outfits to Teletubbies? NOT COOL, LIL YACHTY, NOT COOL! I mean, surely Mike and Sulley from Monsters, Inc. is far more accurate?

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.