10 INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: LADY GAGA’S TATTOO WAS GOING TO BE A FAIL

If anyone here deserves a Ph.D. certificate it is me and you because if you are here reading this column then I know for sure that you’ve invested as much time, if not more, like me in extensive research and studying of the lives of famous musicians on Instagram. You and I both know it’s hard work to accomplish a list full of tender sweet moments. And all for what?! For self-satisfaction. Muahahaha. So how about we put our white lab coats on and get started in a recap of ten of our most favorite Instagram Moments from the week.

PINK SWEATS

 

 

 

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(Did a lil freestyle )Happy Valentine’s Day to all ya filthy animals enjoy much love from me to you

A post shared by PinkSweat$ (@pinksweats) on Feb 14, 2019 at 8:36am PST

Pfftttt. Pink Sweat$ making all of us look bad this Valentine’s Day. I mean who can top an original freestyle created on the fly? Sure trumps the chocolate covered cherries and the refilled hotel mini bottles I gave to bea.

MILEY CYRUS

 

 

 

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Thank you for always bending down to hug me ... I promise I will always meet you in the middle on my tippiest toes! I love you Valentine! @liamhemsworth

A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Feb 14, 2019 at 12:52pm PST

For as much as I love and write and praise Miley Cyrus, I feel kind of hurt for not being invited to her private wedding. C’est la vie I suppose, but at least we get to share the sweet moment of her and hubby Liam with this mega adorable picture! May their love be as real as my love for Cheetos.

ALICIA KEYS

 

 

 

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This song, “Raise A Man”. Wouldn’t the girl who wrote “a woman’s worth” and “superwoman” and “girl on fire” be the person to raise a man? I feel so blessed to raise MY boys I love every part of it... The crazy rowdy times and the many times that I have to break down the stigma and the old ways of thinking about what makes a man a man. I love how different they are from each other and how much they teach me. I love the patience I have to muster and the ways I have to check myself so I don’t keep teaching them old habits that even I’m still trying to learn to break. So how about you? There are SO many ways that this song can be interpreted. I have more to share but for now tell me your story.... #RaiseAMan (check my story )

A post shared by Alicia Keys (@aliciakeys) on Feb 14, 2019 at 3:21pm PST

Alicia Keys is parenting goals. Wait … no … Alicia Keys is goals.

LADY GAGA

 

 

 

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Musical crisis averted. Too many tequilas forgot the fifth staff line poor thing. Here’s the real deal

A post shared by Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) on Feb 14, 2019 at 12:34pm PST

This genius tattoo was almost a tatto-ops. See what I did there?! Can you guess what the notes spell out? I’ll give you guys a clue, it is meant to be read in treble.

Answer: GAGA.

DOLLY PARTON

 

 

 

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Maybe my next #Jolene collab will be with @bts.bighitofficial? What do y'all think? #GRAMMYs

A post shared by Dolly Parton (@dollyparton) on Feb 12, 2019 at 12:22pm PST

This hot legendary lady is seriously thinking about collaborating with mega sensation group BTS! This would be the most lit thing to happen in 2019. I’m starting a petition now and need 500 signatures before I can send to Dolly Parton.

CARDI B MAMA

 

 

 

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This what happens when you throw in my face that she said papa first now she can’t stop saying mama @offsetyrn HA

A post shared by CARDIVENOM (@iamcardib) on Feb 14, 2019 at 3:07pm PST

Cardi B is one of my daily go-to Instagram accounts. I always expect to see something hilarious or scandalous but to see this clip of Kuture saying M-A-M-A is the absolute bestest post ever.

MADONNA HAPPY

 

 

 

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From. Mambos Bathroom...............#valentinesday #love

A post shared by Madonna (@madonna) on Feb 14, 2019 at 4:45am PST

The immortal and ageless Madonna gets into holiday spirit with the help of her back up dancers in training. Love you back Madge!

KELSY KARTER

 

 

 

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who gonna be my lover today?

A post shared by Kelsy Karter (@kelsykarter) on Feb 14, 2019 at 10:47am PST

This woman is straight up cray cray.Kelsy Karter scares me in a good way, kind of like Stockholm syndrom...you know it’s wrong, but it feels so right.

ARIANA GRANDE

 

 

 

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just a surfin boy @zacposen

A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Feb 10, 2019 at 6:12pm PST

Ring, ring.
Hello? Oh, I’m sorry, but Ariana Grande is too busy to come to the Grammy’s right now, she’s out playing with Myrone.
Thank you, next.

DILLON FRANCIS

 

 

 

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I don’t just dance. I perform. I breathe. I watch the world disappear. I lead with my heart. I tear down my walls. I stop feeling sad. I lose the pain. I let go. I smile. No, i don’t JUST dance, i do so much more. I AM DANCER.

A post shared by Dillon Francis (@dillonfrancis) on Feb 13, 2019 at 8:24am PST

Dillon Francis is a beast. He’s a living, walking, breathing dance machine. In another world, if he were not a producer he would be traveling the world dancing on stages and have his own dance show on the TLC channel.

And that’s all the time we have for now. Join us again next week as we dissect more Instagram posts.

Beca Arredondo is easily unamused with all things not related to her interests. On her good days you can catch her avoiding the California sun and glued to her Mac plotting the next big thing. If you happen to run into her on the street and notice her wearing headphones do NOT disturb her. She is not responsible for any possible damage. Aside from the above she's very sweet and perky and responds well to good music and food.