BEST INSTAGRAM MOMENTS: IS BILLIE EILISH BECOMING A SECRET AGENT?

Happy winter, Guardians! I’ve been curled up on my living room couch fighting off a bug and cocooned in all of the blankets I could find just so my hands can stay warm and strong enough to scroll through Instagram for you all. Yes, I’m definitely taking one for the team here.

We got huge announcements from Billie Eilish, Taylor Swift, and some random posts from Smino and Sam Smith. Let’s jump on in!

BILLIE EILISH’S BIG BOND NEWS

 

 

 

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“No Time To Die” JAMES BOND. AND I AM SINGING THE THEME SONG. WHAAT

A post shared by BILLIE EILISH (@billieeilish) on Jan 14, 2020 at 8:00am PST

Billie Eilish has now become the youngest musician ever to record a James Bond theme song. Considering the almost villainous vibes to Billie’s music, we anticipate her theme to relate more to the “bad guy.” ;)

SELENA GOMEZ NEW TATTOO

 

 

 

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Did it again @bangbangnyc rare

A post shared by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jan 16, 2020 at 12:23am PST

Selena Gomez celebrated the release of her album RARE with a neck tattoo. As long as it’s not on your face, Selena!

SAM SMITH’S MOTIVATIONAL SHIRT

 

 

 

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A post shared by Sam Smith (@samsmith) on Jan 16, 2020 at 10:59pm PST

Can someone tell me if this shirt leans more ass-half-full, or half-empty?

MEGAN AND PHARELL ARE UP TO SOMETHING

 

 

 

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Cooking up with the mf legend him self @pharrell We been going in for 3 days straight he calling me meg thee machine ! #SUGA

A post shared by Hot Girl Meg (@theestallion) on Jan 15, 2020 at 2:38pm PST

Megan thee Stallion and Pharrell are cooking new music. When the beat dropped in this video, not gonna lie — we got shivers. We can’t wait!

LANA DEL REY’S CHEESE ‘GRAM

 

 

 

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A post shared by Lana Del Rey (@lanadelrey) on Jan 14, 2020 at 5:30pm PST

This is now the second time Lana has publicly posted about her new relationship and we LOVE a happy Lana! More please!

TAYLOR SWIFT’S NEW MOVIE!

 

 

 

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Miss Americana January 31 on @netflixfilm

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This isn’t the first time hearing about Taylor Swift’s documentary but we’re thrilled for the release date (end of this month).

ALLISON WONDERLAND + RL GRIME

 

 

 

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When the king @rlgrime Is watching u play his edit of ur song ‘here 4 U’ with sicko mode over it to an entire city of people .. u must shout him out. I don’t make the rules

A post shared by Alison Wonderland (@alisonwonderland) on Jan 16, 2020 at 7:16pm PST

Alison said it perfectly— if King RL Grime is watching your DJ set, you pander and pay homage like hell.

DID CALVIN HARRIS TEASE NEW MUSIC?

 

 

 

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A post shared by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Jan 11, 2020 at 1:31pm PST

Calvin Harris posted a cryptic music snippet on his page this past week and we’re thinking it could be a sneak peek into Funk Wav Bounces vol 2!

MIND BLOWING FACTS WITH SMINO

 

 

 

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A post shared by Smi (@smino) on Jan 15, 2020 at 12:43am PST

How old were you when you found out Spongebob and Patrick are middle aged? I’ll tell you my answer: Very, very old.

LIZZO’S ALREADY WON!

 

 

 

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Currently nominated for... 6 NAACP Image awards | 8 Grammy awards | 6 iHeart music awards | 1 Brit award | AND IVE ALREADY WON! In the words of @saintrecords “black girls are grammys muthafuckaaaaa”

A post shared by Lizzo (@lizzobeeating) on Jan 15, 2020 at 4:02pm PST

I mean, she’s technically still nominated but with the first historical billing she got for Bonnaroo and that body of hers? Yeah. She’s won life. Game over.

See you soon — now send me some antibiotics!