10 TWITTER MOMENTS: TAYLOR SWIFT'S KITTY IS A QUARANTINE VIBE

4/29/20

Don't get me wrong – I'm a Twitter addict at the best of times. One thing I never saw coming, however, was just how important social media would become over these last few weeks. With quarantine measures in place throughout the world, it feels like everyone is turning to the bird app for a bit of human contact. And that includes famous musicians. Consequently, even though we're miles – and in some cases, oceans – apart, in many ways, it feels like we're closer than ever. No, really – Cardi B is basically my auntie at this point. With another Wednesday of BLAH ahead of us, then, let's check in with We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Taylor Swift, Shakira, Halsey, and others!!!

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TAYLOR SWIFT'S KITTY IS A QUARANTINE VIBE

The potbelly. The piercing stare into the void. The complete and absolute lack of f*cks given. Miss. Olivia Benson Swift is such a quarantine mood it isn't even funny.

P.S. We see you, “22” reference!

 

WE MUST PROTECT GRIMES AT ALL COSTS

Erm, excuse me? There are people who make fun of Grimes? LET ME AT 'EM, QUEEN!

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SHAKIRA IS AN ANCIENT PHILOSOPHER NOW

Me in quarantine: *Eats an entire box of Pop-Tarts* *Naps* *Briefly considers taking a shower but eats another entire box of Pop-Tarts instead* *Naps*

Shakira in quarantine: *BECOMES AN ANCIENT PHILOSOPHER*

 

LIL UZI VERT AND PLAYBOI CARTI ARE FRIENDS AGAIN

Hol' up, hol' up, hol' up. Lil Uzi Vert and Playboi Carti are friends again? SUDDENLY, THE BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE IS RESTORED!

 

BLINK-182'S TOM DELONGE HAS FINALLY PROVED ALIENS REALLY DO EXIST

That moment when Tom DeLonge finally convinces the government to publish video footage proving UFOs are real and it's not even the most insane thing to happen this 2020. Alexa, play “Aliens Exist” by blink-182.

 

CARDI B IS SERIOUSLY MISSING THE NAIL BAR

When the nail bar withdrawals start to hit. Seriously, though – DON'T DO IT CARDI B!

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HALSEY IS LOOKING LIKE *THIS* IN QUARANTINE

Do you mean to tell me I'm in lockdown resembling what I can only describe as a whole-ass tub of cookie dough while Miss. Ashley Nicolette Frangipane is out here looking like THIS? Something tells me I need to up my quarantine game ASAP!

Sidenote: Is anyone else getting Rizzo vibes from this?

 

LIL NAS X IS SLIDING INTO FANS DMS

Lil Nas X sliding into a fan's DMs asking for beats as opposed to nudes? WE LOVE TO SEE IT!

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P.S. This is so inspiring.

 

OLIVER TREE SNIPS HIS BOWL CUT IN QUARANTINE

With salons closed throughout the world, many of us are having to take haircutting into our own hands. And while I appreciate Oliver Tree trying to help fans achieve his signature bowl cut in quarantine, this video should come with a warning: DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS!

 

JUST @ ME NEXT TIME, FINNEAS

*Fixes hair*

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.