10 TWITTER MOMENTS: TAYLOR SWIFT'S CINNAMON ROLLS ARE TO *DIE* FOR

5/20/20
10 Twitter Moments

Hi, kiddos, and thanks for joining me for the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments! That's right – it's that time of the week when we check out of our boring quarantine lives to instead check in with the boring quarantine lives of famous musicians. Jokes aside – I hope this helps to break up your day a little, or at least gives you something to do before you go and eat your next sandwich (Is anyone else eating SO MANY SANDWICHES right now?!). Just don't forget to follow us on Twitter in return for bringing you the following 10 tweets from Taylor Swift, Britney Spears, Cardi B, and more!

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TAYLOR SWIFT'S CINNAMON ROLLS ARE TO *DIE* FOR

Erm, a chef, much?! No, really – Taylor Swift needs to drop the cinnamon roll recipe ASAP or else I'm coming for that one in the corner left!

 

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS A MESSAGE FOR HER HATERS

SHE SAID WHAT SHE SAID!

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CARDI B HAS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION

Me in public: LOL, Cardi B, WTF?!

Me in private: *Googles if ants poop*

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P.S. THE MORE YOU KNOW!

 

INTRODUCING FARMER JOJI

I'm not sure about you guys, but something tells me Joji has been playing far too much Animal Crossing in quarantine. This farmer era is about to be iconic!

 

MARIAH CAREY INVENTED PHYSICS

Albert Einstein, who?! Everyone knows it was Mariah Carey who really invented the mass–energy equivalence with her 11th album. Right, Albie?!

 

TYLER, THE CREATOR CELEBRATES ONE YEAR OF IGOR

Can you guys believe it's been one year since Tyler, the Creator released IGOR?! It feels like only yesterday we were losing our minds to “EARFQUAKE.” How times have changed since then *sigh*.

 

KATY PERRY IS A SELF-CARE QUEEN

WHERE IS THE LIE?! Self-care is also streaming Katy Perry's latest anthem “Daisies.” Can we all agree it's her best single since “Roar?!”

 

DOJA CAT IS TEASING US OVER HER BOOBS AGAIN

THERE'S STILL TIME, DOJA CAT!

 

DILLON FRANCIS WITH THE QUARANTINE CUT

Okay, so – I appreciate we're all having a tough time dealing with our hair in quarantine, but this is quite frankly a step too far, Dillon Francis!

 

CALL 9-1-1, MEGAN THEE STALLION'S BODY IS ON FIRE

Exclusive footage of me watching this video:

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