10 TWITTER MOMENTS: MEGAN THEE STALLION PAYS TRIBUTE TO HER MOM

9/18/19

If you're feeling the Hump Day Slump™ this Wednesday, fear not as the team and I are here to help with the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments! That's right, it's that time of the week where we invite you to set aside the mundane realities of your nine-to-five and instead immerse yourself in the 280-character lives of the rich and famous! Just remember to lock your office door before your boss sees you scrolling through the following tweets from Megan Thee Stallion, Lady Gaga, The Weeknd, Bebe Rexha, Cardi B, and more!

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MEGAN THEE STALLION PAYS TRIBUTE TO HER MOM

I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING! Seriously, though, I have no doubt Megan Thee Stallion's mom is looking down on her proud as can be from Hot Girl Heaven <3.

 

LIL NAS X'S FAVORITE “PANINI” REMIX

Lil Nas X's Twitter antics just keep getting weirder and weirder. And, honestly? I'M HERE FOR IT!

P.S. Why does this slap so hard?

 

ICE-T V.S. JAY-Z

Okay, sure, JAY-Z may have more money than Ice-T, but did JAY-Z star as a gangster vampire in what is perhaps the most underrated action-horror of our generation, Bloodrunners? CASE CLOSED!

 

LADY GAGA IS FEELING HERSELF

Lady Gaga tweeting she's “so snatched” from the launch party of Haus Laboratories is quite honestly the mood and energy of the year. I mean, WHERE IS THE LIE?

 
 
 
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@hauslabs is out now

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BISHOP BRIGGS ATTENDS RIHANNA'S SAVAGE X FENTY SHOW

This video of Bishop Briggs posing outside of Rihanna's Savage X Fenty show at New York Fashion Week is the definition of wholesome. No, really, isn't she the cutest goth you ever did see? WE MUST PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS!

 

THE WEEKND HANGS OUT WITH LAKEITH STANFIELD

Lakeith Stanfield, The Weeknd, Timothée Chalamet, and Josh Safdie all in the one pic? THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH FOR MY OVARIES TO HANDLE! Just don't tell Kid Cudi he wasn't invited...

 

BEBE REXHA TAKES HER TWERKING TO THE SKIES

And now for some personal news. I'm pleased to announce this video of Bebe Rexha twerking on her private jet has officially cured my life-long fear of flying. “Toxic” by Britney Spears COULD NEVER!

 

DANNY BROWN IS THRIVING

THIS GLOW UP, THOUGH!

 

CARDI B WANTS A HIGH SCHOOL REUNION

Not to be dramatic or anything, but I think I'd rather die a slow and painful death than go to my high school reunion. If Cardi B was attending, however, I'm pretty sure it'd be an entirely different story...

 

MXMTOON TAKES TIMES SQUARE

The only #10YearChallenge that matters. I'M SUCH A PROUD STAN :'(!

P.S. Alexa, stream “dream of you.”

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.