10 TWITTER MOMENTS: JONAS BROTHERS LIVE IT UP ON A YACHT

by Jess Grant
3/27/19

Believe it or not, not all famous musicians are worth following on social media. Truth be told, most of them are just there to sell merch, tickets, or in some of the more problematic cases, diarrhea – sorry – detox tea. Every once in a while, however, you stumble across a celebrity on social media who actually manages to do their job and, ya know, entertain us. On that note, let's see what interesting things our favorite artists had to say this week in the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Jonas Brothers, Post Malone, Solange, and more.

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JONAS BROTHERS LIVE IT UP ON A YACHT

Jonas Brothers are really out here living their best lives, huh?! Wedding Bollywood beauties, scoring #1 hit singles, cruising on yachts while listening to Golden Hour by Kacey Musgraves... Hmm, does anyone else suddenly feel extremely broke?!

P.S. Save us with your sarcasm, Kacey!

 

KEHLANI IS A MOM!

I've made no attempts to hide the fact that I've been unhealthily invested in Kehlani's pregnancy over the last nine months, and now that Adeya is here, I couldn't be a more proud auntie *cries*. (Also, wow @ the whole unmedicated homebirth thing. My hoo-ha could never.)

 

WEEZER'S RIVERS CUOMO HAS THE HOTS FOR PANIC! AT THE DISCO'S BRENDON URIE

A snack?! More like a whole goddamn BUFFET, RIVERS CUOMO!

P.S. Petition for Weezer to do a Panic! at the Disco cover album.

 

EKALI LOVES NICKELBACK

Unpopular Opinion: Nickelback Edition. I'd like to thank Ekali for speaking the words that I wasn't brave enough to say. “Someday” legitimately BANGS.

 

WHY DOES SHAWN MENDES TWEET LIKE MY 50-YEAR-OLD DAD?!

*Goes to Olive Garden once*

 

POST-MALONE-MATES

OF COURSE Post Malone is busy spending his Tuesday afternoon ordering a pair of $11500 night vision goggles through Postmates. The question remains, however: What the HELL is he going to do with them when (if?!) they arrive?! Call of Duty cosplay, perhaps?! I NEED ANSWERS!

 

BHAD BHABIE THROWS MAJOR SHADE AT KIM KARDASHIAN

I hereby declare this the shadiest tweet since Ariana Grande came for Pete Davidson that time. I am LIVING.

 

 

THE 1975'S MATTY HEALY GIVES A FAN'S DAD A SHOUTOUT

I'm not sure what's cuter: The dad filming his daughter at the 1975 concert, or Matty Healy noticing and subsequently tweeting about the dad filming his daughter at the 1975 concert?! Either way, MY FEELINGS!

 

SOLANGE. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE TITLE

Did I just witness Solange twerking to Ariana Grande's “sweetener?!” I am RESTORED.

 

DILLON FRANCIS ON...CAULIFLOWER

Can VICELAND give Dillon Francis a food documentary series, already?! From avocados to cauliflower, the man has OPINIONS. Jokes aside, I'm so over this whole gentrified vegan trend (and I say that as a gentrified vegan). A CAULIFLOWER IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE A STEAK, OKAY?!

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Until next week, follow We Are: The Guard on Twitter for more. x

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.