10 TWITTER MOMENTS: FKA TWIGS IS A CAT WHISPERER

2/26/20

There was one person and one person only who mattered on Twitter this week and that, of course, was Gigi Hadid. Now, since she's a supermodel and not a musician, I can't *technically* include her tweet in this column, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to think about her telling Jake Paul to go to bed every single day for the rest of my life. No, really – forget Proactiv. It's Gigi's clapback and Gigi's clapback alone I have to thank for curing my lifelong chronic acne.

Anyways! Check out this week's edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring FKA twigs, Katy Perry, Cardi B, and more!

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FKA TWIGS IS A CAT WHISPERER

I love that “Cats Listening to FKA twigs” has become A Thing™ on Twitter. Witches gonna witch, I guess?! BRB, going to film Mr. Fluffykins live-reacting to the “Cellophane” video.

 

KATY PERRY IS GLOWING

WOW! Katy Perry really woke up and said “I'm here to serve,” huh?! “Radiant” doesn't cover it!

P.S. I still stan the pixie cut!

 

CARDI B'S D*CK AND RICE DIET IS STILL GOING STRONG

Just in case you were wondering how Cardi B's d*ck and rice diet is going. As for me, I'm keeping it strictly vegetarian and sticking with my crispy tofu over here.

 

LIL NAS X CRASHED A WEDDING AT DISNEY

That moment when you're getting married at Disney (!) and LIL NAS X CRASHES YOUR RECEPTION (!!!). Wedding goals, much?!

 

JOE JONAS WISHES SOPHIE TURNER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I LOVE MY PARENTS! No, really – this is literally me every time I get any Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner content:

 

JUSTIN BIEBER TOOK US TO CHURCH AT SUNDAY SERVICE

Justin Bieber performing Marvin Sapp's “Never Would Have Made It” at Kanye West's Sunday Service is the gospel I didn't know I needed. Say what you want about the Biebs, but you can't deny the boy can SANG.

 

FINNEAS IS THE BEST BIG BROTHER OF ALL TIME

HE SAID WHAT HE SAID.

 

KEHLANI JUST SHARED THE SWEETEST VIDEO OF ADEYA

Naaah, are you kidding me?! This is the cutest sh*t I've ever seen! Daily reminder we must protect Kehlani and Adeya at all costs!

 

ASHE CELEBRATES HER FIRST TIME ON RADIO

OMG! This is absolutely adorable! There's no one who deserves success more than Ashe and I honestly couldn't be more proud to see her thriving. ALEXA, PLAY “MORAL OF THE STORY.”

 

VICTORIA MONÉT HAS A DIRTY MIND

To quote the meme: “If I speak, Twitter will suspend me.”

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.