10 TWITTER MOMENTS: DUA LIPA HAS A QUARANTINE PSA FOR US ALL

4/15/20
10 Twitter Moments

Hi, you guys! How are y'all holding up this Wednesday? At least, I think it's Wednesday? TIME IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT AND I'LL EAT PIZZA AT “10 IN THE MORNING” IF I DAMN WELL WANT TO, MOM! Ahem, sorry, I digress... Life doesn't make a whole lot of sense anymore, but if we're going to be stuck inside for the foreseeable future, we might as well have some fun with it, right? On that note, let's check in with our favorite artists on social media in the latest edition of We Are: The Guard's 10 Twitter Moments, featuring Dua Lipa, Cardi B, Halsey, and more!

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DUA LIPA HAS A QUARANTINE PSA FOR US ALL

Nothing to see here, just Dua Lipa once again proving she's the queen of social distancing. Is anyone else starting to think there's some weird kind of coronavirus conspiracy going on here? *Side-eye emoji*

P.S. FIND ME A QUARANTINE LOVE LIKE DUA AND ANWAR HADID!

 

ARIANA GRANDE IS RECREATING SCENES FROM THE WATERBOY

SOMEONE GIVE JOAN GRANDE AN OSCAR...IMMEDIATELY!

 

LIL NAS X JUST TURNED 21

Leave it to memelord and all-round Internet king Lil Nas X to celebrate his 21st birthday in quarantine in style. I mean... A slice of bread, a stuffed Elmo, and Doja Cat. What more does a man need?

P.S. Twitter pulled UP!

 

MOSES SUMNEY MISSES GROCERY SHOPPING AND HONESTLY I RELATE

RIGHT, MOSES? Being in quarantine has definitely taught me to appreciate the little things in life and walking around Walmart in a fugue state is most definitely one of them. Now it's a practical military operation just to get some tampons *sigh*.

 

ROBYN AND CHRISTINE AND THE QUEENS JUST ACKNOWLEDGED EACH OTHER'S EXISTENCE AND I CAN'T EVEN

That iconic moment when two queens acknowledge each other's existence on Twitter like it's absolutely nothing... DROP! THE! COLLAB!

 

LADY GAGA WISHES EVERYONE A HAPPY EASTER

Lady Gaga taking time out from saving the world to wish everyone a happy Easter – a holiday she literally invented with the release of “Judas” in 2011? WE LOVE TO SEE IT!

 

CARDI B ORDERED A NASTY TACO BELL

Don't get me wrong, I love me some Taco Bell (haters gonna hate), but this chalupa Cardi is eating right here looks nasty as HELL! With groceries in short supply, however, I guess a tomato ass is better than no tomato at all?

 

DANNY BROWN IS THE LATEST SIGN-UP TO HORNY TWITTER

Uh-oh! It looks like “Dirty Laundry” rapper Danny Brown is the latest sign-up to horny Twitter after Tyler, the Creator. Just WAIT until you get a load of Jamie Lee Curtis advertising Activia for her “irregularity,” Danny!

 

HALSEY ISN'T SURE WHETHER TO WATCH ANIME OR CLEAN HER HOUSE

Did Halsey just sum up the internal conflict that is life in one solitary tweet? HER MIND! That said, we all know the answer to this question is stay in bed and watch anime EVERY TIME!

 

HAYLEY WILLIAMS IS OVER LOUNGEWEAR

“Saltine cracker.” I have never in my life felt so personally attacked like this.

 

BONUS TWEET

U OK hun?

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Jess Grant is a frustrated writer hailing from London, England. When she isn't tasked with disentangling her thoughts from her brain and putting them on paper, Jess can generally be found listening to The Beatles, or cooking vegetarian food.